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    Went to the bank last night on the way to buy a new car and asked it for 300 and the bastard thing only gave me 290! Rang the cunts this morning and they said 'the transaction was for 300 pounds Mr Root' and I now have to fill out some forms etc. Machine was an RBS one and not where my bank account is held.

    Has this happened to you? If so what happened?


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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    i for one, almost never check ! stupid I now but I bet I'm not the only one.

    I seem to remember from when a mate had a similar problem, that they checked the cash in the machine and found it to be wrong by the amount he had missing, so just credited him

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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    On an evening (past 17:00) I withdrew £100 once and as soon as the cash popped out the slot it sucked it back in again but charged my account for the £100 anyway.

    I went into the bank the following day to get it sorted, they said they couldn't check untill they came to fill it up again, so I came back about a week later and they said the money had been withdrawn and there was "no way that could have happened".

    I complained like fuck but never saw that money again.

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    so u get ur new car ???
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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    Happened to me years ago. At first the bank denied liability and making me out to be a swindler but they eventually relented. I changed banks soon afterwards.
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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    before you complain take a look at poppy's 1-2-3 books, you never know what went wrong
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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    Quote Originally Posted by whatnow View Post
    before you complain take a look at poppy's 1-2-3 books, you never know what went wrong
    Buhahahahahahahahaha. Excellent post!!

    Abbey said they would sort it and it would take approx ten days. Fucking fuck up. Not impressed but surprising how many people have had similar things happen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Machine was an RBS one and not where my bank account is held.
    I that must stand for Robbing Bastard Shits mate.
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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    Robbing
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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
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    lol even better.
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    Default Re: Cunting thieving bank

    Not quite the same but when i put my card in an Abbey machine the other month the card went in, the screen went blank and then started to reboot, could see all the bios test scrolling up the screen.

    I ask for my card back and they opened the machine and gave it to me back, but i shit myself everytime i use a machine when the bank is closed incase the same thing happens.

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