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    lmao [Poss NSFW] Shite Joke Amnesty #942

    An old lady turns to her husband at party.

    "Oh dear", she says, "I seem to have let out a silent fart. What should I do?"

    Her husband replies "Get a new battery for your hearing aid".

    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Default Re: [Poss NSFW] Shite Joke Amnesty #942

    Quote Originally Posted by brumbino View Post
    An old lady turns to her husband at party.

    "Oh dear", she says, "I seem to have let out a silent fart. What should I do?"

    Her husband replies "Get a new battery for your hearing aid".

    that's older than Nibb.

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