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    1. This came from a reliable source – I have been reliably informed - The guy who told me is 100% reliable.

    2. The accident was 100% their fault – The other driver was totally in the wrong.

    3. There was 5 against just me but they didn’t realise who they were taking on and I wasted them all – I just rubbed my chin after he hit me and said is that all you have got needless to say he got what he deserved.

    4. I replied I am not some wet behind the ears kid so either you refund me or the next time you see me will be in court, they refunded me.

    5. I just popped to get some change from the shop for the meter and when I returned they had given me a ticket, I was only gone .0003 of a second.

    6. It was broken when it arrived.

    7. It’s not the money it’s the principle.

    8. I was just about to post the exact same thing.

    9. I am only selling it on here so as to give DF users the opportunity of a great deal and could get way more on Ebay.

    10. I do know what I’m doing thanks.

    11. I know the guy who invented/wrote/cracked this personally.

    12. I was going to help but due to the responses I won’t bother.

    13. No I didn’t reply/contact you because my cat/dog/mother/father/hamster died yesterday.

    14. This is not spam.

    15. Insults are wasted on me I don’t care.

    16. I wasn’t trying to scam anyone.

    17. A friend of mine tried this and it worked 100% - It worked fine for all the people I know.

    18. If Virgin etc knock on my door I would just tell them to swivel as I know my rights.

    19. This is perfectly legal there is absolutely nothing they can do about it.

    20. I did not change the rapidshare password.

    21. Petty personal insults make my statements more believable and upsets everyone.

    22. I was going to add that myself but thanks anyway

    23. I have read all the Stickies/Tutorials and it still don't work, what am I doing wrong?

    24. I don't know if I am allowed to post this but if not then mods/admin please remove.

    25. There is no financial gian in this for me what so ever I was just trying to do you a favour.

    26. Hello, I have been meaning to join this forum for ages and my Cable Box has been zapped, can anyone here help ?

    27. I haven’t tested any of these to see if they work so they might or they might not that’s why I’m selling them cheap.

    28. I don’t have to back up what I say with evidence as everyone knows I’m correct


    Not aimed at any specific users and please feel free to add
    Last edited by Bald Bouncer; 6th December 2008 at 06:09 PM. Reason: adding others suggested in thread from others

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    Sum classic lines there but i love

    The cheque is in the post
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    I've burnt 2000 of these discs a week and for no financial gain of course.


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    I have read all the stickies but i still get kein lade what am i doing wrong ?
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    Default Re: Questionable Digital Forum user statements

    "petty personal insults make my statements more believable and upsets everyone"
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    my fav

    beat me to it
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    21. Not aimed at any specific users

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    22. yes I have over 6,000 posts but it's quality that really counts and they have that as well

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    Default Re: Questionable Digital Forum user statements

    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    "petty personal insults make my statements more believable and upsets everyone"

    I was going to add that myself but thanks anyway

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    Hello, I have been meaning to join this forum for ages and my Cable Box has been zapped, can anyone here help ?

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    You have a PM.

    That really pisses me off when I get an email notification taking me to a PM and another taking me to a thread with the same user posting "You have a PM".
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    rap: some of these are so perfect and bb knows which ones i mean

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    im getting the beer in....
    mickey u know who u are
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    "The pics from the DF get-together look brilliant...I'll deffo be there next year!"
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    "I'M ALWAYS MAKING HOMOEROTIC COMMENTS AS PART OF AN INCREDIBLE DOUBLE BLUFF"

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    29) Yeah they delivered 2 by accident so here's one for sale 5% off the RRP quick before I put it on ebay...
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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