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    Default Joke Quiz!

    Here's a new idea!

    A joke is told minus the punchline. Whoever posts the punchline sets up the next joke!

    If it works we should have a great raft of quality jokes to go at

    I'll start with....



    Whats grey and sits at the end of your bed taking the piss out of you?

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    A kidney dialysis machine

    another shit joke. . .
    whats long and full of semen?


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    a submarine.




    I went shopping for the wifes xmas present today, I bought her a pair of slippers and a vibrator...

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    If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

    I had a friend who was in love with 2 schoolbags...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

    I had a friend who was in love with 2 schoolbags...
    He's bisatchel.

    What's 60 foot long and smells of piss..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFincher View Post
    What's 60 foot long and smells of piss..........
    a conga line in an old folks home.





    A Neutron goes in to a pub and asks for a beer, once poured he says "How Much?" the bartender replies....

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    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    a conga line in an old folks home.





    A Neutron goes in to a pub and asks for a beer, once poured he says "How Much?" the bartender replies....

    For you......no charge.


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    thats something to do with goose feathers that one. I never understood that joke til i was about 25!!



    What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

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    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    thats something to do with goose feathers that one. I never understood that joke til i was about 25!!



    What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

    A quarter pounder with cheese




    Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

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    A golden retriever.



    What's the difference between a pr0stitute and a coca1ne dealer?

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    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.



    If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

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    The swallow.

    Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.

    His Friend: Was it any good?

    Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.

    His Friend: How come?
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    there was no atmosphere..

    two fish in a tank..

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    One says to the other "do you know how to drive this?"

    Two flies on a piece of shit
    one farts the other one says....

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    Do you mind - i'm eating..

    A fridge, a woman and a toaster.

    which is the odd one out?

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    A Toaster,, cos the others all leak when F^@ked !


    man phones his office one Monday morning and says "I'm sorry, I can't come into work this morning; I'm sick."

    "Just how sick are you?" asks his boss.
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    Well i've just shagged my sister,

    urghh says his boss

    See-- told you i was sick said the guy.

    Terrorists have now targeted tins of alphabetti spaghetti for random bomb placement...

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    If these go off it could spell disaster.

    English man says I know how to satisfy my wife, massage her all over with baby oil and she rises 6 inches above the bed in sheer ecstacy, Scotsman says I smear her all over with seedless raspberry yoghurt and lick it off - she rises 12 inches off the bed in sheer ecstacy - Irishman says "Fook that - I go out and drink 12 pints of Guiness, take her roughly from behind, wipe my dick on the curtains....
    What if the Hokey Cokey "IS" what it's all about?

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    and she hits the fucking roof.

    Guy walks into a pub with a giraffe and they both get pissed.
    on the way out, the giraffe collapses and the guy steps over it.
    the landlord says "you can't leave that lying there"...

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    its not a lion its a giraffe.




    i can't think of one at the mo. Its up for grabs if someone wants to post one

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