Joke Quiz!

[I Black Belt]

Quasi modo walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
"bells ok?" asks the barman...

[tips]

"Mind your own DAMN business!!!" replies Quasi

What is the last thing that goes through a fly`s mind when it hits a windscreen?

[I Black Belt]

it's bollocks

Why do the french smell?

[Ganty]

So the blind can hate them aswell.

I went to the dentists the other day. He said "Open your mouth and say Ahhhhh"

"Why?" I said.

[MsDG]

thats something to do with goose feathers that one. I never understood that joke til i was about 25!!



What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Honestly... What kind of fucking quiz is this?

I don't know the punchline to a joke, so I give any half hearted answer, and just proceed anyway!

[MsDG]

Here's a new idea!

A joke is told minus the punchline. Whoever posts the punchline sets up the next joke... or some half vague answer will do if you don't know the actual punchline

If it works we should have a great raft of quality jokes to go at... and one or two with no punchlines at all!

Top idea!

[russbeer]

Stop moaning DG, you don't have to play if you don't want to!

I went to the dentists the other day. He said "Open your mouth and say Ahhhhh"

"Why?" I said.

My dogs died.




A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a toothpick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp leaves.

A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

"No, a straw," says the Tramp.

The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

To which the Tramp replies....

[Ganty]

Someones been sick outside and all the chunks are gone.

What's blue and fucks grannies?

[Brydo666]

Pneumonia.

What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up it's arse?

[baggy13]

baboom!!

have you heard about the mexican homosexual

[I Black Belt]

bump

[I Black Belt]

I was in the supermarket the other day and thought I saw a loaf of bread dedicated to Boyyakka, but when I looked properly I realised it actually said

" Thick Cut "

On the side of the wrapper ...

[russbeer]

We're still stuck on the Mexican Homosexual one IBB

[coin-op]

baboom!!

have you heard about the mexican homosexual

Wouldn't let a dago by.Or summat like that.

What did the electrician's wife say when he tumbled in from the works party at 3 am?

[jimbob2002]

Wire you insulate


Whats the difference between a 6ft wall and a floor full of dead babies?