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    Rant Dirty Bastards

    Disgusting mother fu(kers who don't wash their dirty bastard hands after going to the toilet. (that's either 1 or 2)


    THIS REALLY FUCKS ME OFF!
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    Push down Taps, you know it makes sense. Wash Them.

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    As mad as it sounds I heard a true story of a kid in hospital really ill and it was found out that the reason they were ill was down to the father not washing his hands after being to the toilet.

    I have to admit that I didn't always used to but you always do shitty things when u are young.

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    Yep, and the people that do are again infecting their hands when they open the handle or latch to get back out of the toilet, full of the germs from the people that dont wash.

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    I saw one of our canteen staff in the bogs here the other day. He came out of trap one and just walked out of the lavs. Dirty, filthy cunt. I never eat prepared food from the shithole anyway but this just reaffirmed my position.


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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    Quote Originally Posted by grint View Post
    Yep, and the people that do are again infecting their hands when they open the handle or latch to get back out of the toilet, full of the germs from the people that dont wash.
    Yeah but that only applies if they have those pushdown taps in the toilets if not your probably better off not washing your hands as they'd be full'o'shite before you got to the door from when you turned the tap off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B.I.G. View Post
    Yeah but that only applies if they have those pushdown taps in the toilets if not your probably better off not washing your hands as they'd be full'o'shite before you got to the door from when you turned the tap off.
    Yes, this is true. Which is why I might start a new campaign to make push down taps the real future!
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    Push down Taps, you know it makes sense. Wash Them.

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    Best I've seen in a few clubs like Fabric, foot operated taps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover View Post
    Best I've seen in a few clubs like Fabric, foot operated taps.
    That's a jolly good idea. Some of the clubs here have motion sense taps.

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    We have those at our local temple. Only problem is they don't stay on long enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gavinlfc View Post
    As mad as it sounds I heard a true story of a kid in hospital really ill and it was found out that the reason they were ill was down to the father not washing his hands after being to the toilet.
    It's a fucker when your dad makes you suck his fingers...........

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    Sick, but kinda funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by gavinlfc View Post
    Sick.....
    It is if he hasn't washed his hands the dirty cunt.

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    i try not to piss on my hands to start with

    i have to say i do wash them if i'm sober during the day but on a night out i cant usually be arsed after a few
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    there was a news story recently about some guy who got stabbed in america because he didnt wash his hands.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2677249

    A bloody brawl erupted outside a tavern after one customer thought another failed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, police said.

    One man was hospitalized with stab wounds. Another was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

    According to a police report, the fight broke out Thursday after Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, became upset about a customer's apparent hygiene failure at the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar.

    Witnesses told police Kisiah confronted the customer and two of his friends, calling them names, telling them they were dirty and threatening to "slash their throats."
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    more at source.

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    It would teach the dirty fucker if he caught an infection from a nurse/doctor dirty fucker not washing their hands.
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    Push down Taps, you know it makes sense. Wash Them.

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    Aye, some are proper dirty feckers.

    At work, after visiting the porcelain alter, I wash my hands, dry them with a paper towel, then get a new paper towel to turn off the tap and open the door handle on the way out.

    Visiting the lav in public places is becoming a bit of an obstacle course. In most you just have to put up with having germs all over ya as they don't have paper towels.

    Im sure in a bit, i'll be ending up like Howard Hughes like in the film Aviator. I'll be locking myself in a dark room and pissing in bottles.

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    Need some of these maybe?



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    ha ha, nice one Bert, He's a bit red in the face that guy, he might need a thicker paper.
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    Push down Taps, you know it makes sense. Wash Them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I saw one of our canteen staff in the bogs here the other day. He came out of trap one and just walked out of the lavs. Dirty, filthy cunt. I never eat prepared food from the shithole anyway but this just reaffirmed my position.
    chefs are trained to was their hands when they get back to the kitchen.This stops any re-infection from the taps or door handles before they start handling food.

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    Default Re: Dirty Bastards

    I cant believe in this day n age people can take a Jimmy White n just walk out without washing their fecking hands..FFS is it that hard to spend a MINUTE washing them ya dirty smelly stinky rotten smelly filthy disgusting bastards....I feel better after saying that

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