some Irish jokes.

[GameKing]

Paddy goes to the doctors with 2 burnt ears. Doctor asked what happened to which Paddy replied 'Da phone rang and oi accidentally picked up the iron. doctor says 'Well what happened the other one to which Paddy replies 'Dey called back'!!
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How many people are travelling with you?',to which Paddy replies 'I don't know,It's your f**king plane'!!
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The Irish have solved the fuel problems. They've bought 5 million tons of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil!!

[rockyham]

i like cool

[mr football]

ffs lol

[C3Grimmy]

lol

[theduke]

rubbish