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    Attention Internet Birds

    Been chatting to a 14 year old girl on the internet she is funny, sexy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?

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    Default Re: Internet Birds

    LOL

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    Very good

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    Default Re: Internet Birds

    saw this on sickipedia t'other day. It made me chuckle.

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    now that WAS funny
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    14?

    you know what the best thing about fucking a 14 year old in the shower is?

    if you slick her hair back she looks 9.

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    my bird says she wants me to pay for breast implants for her as an xmas present... i told her, they'll start to grow on their own in a couple more years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcode View Post
    14?

    you know what the best thing about fucking a 14 year old in the shower is?

    if you slick her hair back she looks 9.
    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    my bird says she wants me to pay for breast implants for her as an xmas present... i told her, they'll start to grow on their own in a couple more years.
    where any of u acting in eastenders tonight????
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    My mrs claimed she was too sore for sex and asked me to get some spermicidal lubricant.

    I told her that they were big words for an eight year old....

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    i like the others too few jokes i've never heard before

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    Two paedophi1es sitting in the park watching a 10 year old girl playing.

    One says to the other: "I bet she was a looker in her day"
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    I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.

    Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?



    My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,

    That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.

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