Ive bought my epileptic brother a strobe light for christmas.
Hes gonna have a fit when he sees it.
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My friend likes to describe himself as an 'old romantic'.
We like to describe him as a granny fucker.
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
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The other day a bloke offered me a go on his ice rink for 10p.
I thought, "What a fucking cheap skate."
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