Kidney Stones - got to be the worst pain

[Gel]

Honest to god, I've got a kidney stone and it has to be the worst pain I have ever felt.

I'm on ibuprofen and cocodomal (thanks to a visit to A+E to work out what the feck was going on)

I know there's a lot more 'lovely' things to look forward to as I get older but christ this sucks!

ooh, wait, pains coming back....uh oh

[Tommy J]

If you think it's painful at the moment, wait until you have to pass it through your cock.

My thoughts are with you.

[Nibb]

You may have to get a catheter up the cock yet!

All the best!!

[Gel]

Hey, you mean I have yet to experience that?
I thought it was ok after it leaves the kidneys?

[Fusen]

depends on the size but if you have to piss it out, how the fuck is it not going to hurt?

[DJAd]

Ooooooh mate if you have to piss it out that's worse. My old man has had 2 kidney stones so far and pissed them both out. I think he explained it as a razor sliding down hes helmet or something to that effect. The things are tiny but razor sharp. We then had a customer at work once who was hit with them, he was rolling around on the floor in agony.

I don't envy you Gel, hope it's not to bad, but be prepared.

One thing the doctor did say though, if you start to feel pain then jump around, you might not be able to do this but he said it will stop it getting lodged and this is what causes the pain.

[Nibb]

Normally if they are too big they try and break them up with ultrasound, but unless this causes them to disperse and be re-absorbed you will still have to excrete them via your urethra!

[BertRoot]

My uncle has spent the last couple of months waiting to get his sorted and has been virtually incapacitated as a result. When he was in hospital they told him the pain was second only to having a baby and he was on morphine for a couple of days.

[diablos]

Not looking good for you gel, my thoughts and prayers are with your cock at this time.

[BFG]

isnt it concentrated protein or summat? sounds painful anyhow.

[TheFincher]

Not looking good for you gel, my thoughts and prayers are with your cock at this time.

From what i hear your thoughts are always with someones cock

[Mario87]

I suggest you go find the largest and most powerful ultrasound bath you can, and just sit in it for 6 hours till the fucker(s) turn to dust! Then it might not be so painful pissing it out!

But I really do feel for ya mate! Its not gonna be pleasant having to piss out a wee stone!

isnt it concentrated protein or summat? sounds painful anyhow.

According to google, a kidney stone is a "crystalline structure or calculus, that forms in the kidney. Examples are calcium oxalate, calcium phosphate, uric acid."

So it seems like calcium might be the cause! My solution to prevent them....dont drink lots of milk! (prob wont work though)

[diablos]

From what i hear your thoughts are always with someones cock

Cheeky cunt

[DB]

You better start raking about in your japs eye with a biro, loosen it up a little for when the stone becomes full term and needs to be born

Right---Who's starting the sweep for a name

[Nibb]

How about Colin the Kidney Stone!

And here he is!

New born measuring 8mm

[lombie]

I know what you're going through fella.

Without a doubt the worst pain i have ever felt and i've had 3 of the little fuckers.

Take a look here for a bit of diet advice

[ant3b]

man bet that hurts . i shudder thinking about it...

[DB]

How about Colin the Kidney Stone!

And here he is!

New born measuring 8mm

lmfao mate thats a chunk of fuckin flapjack surely??

[Gel]

Thanks guys, I'm high on painkillers right now.
I seem to be pissing normally too...you know I can't decide what was worse, my cock being on fire every 5 minutes or the pain from the stone.

At one point the pain was in my nads....not pretty...it all started to get dark at that point meep!

[Tommy J]

You soon will, when they lazer it to bits the size of breakfast boulders, and your going for a piss in the local after a few too many, you'll know where you'd sooner be.

Good luck