Scousers are dilusional idiots and probably thieves

[Raptor]

Just a few notes to bolster my case before the dippers start bleating. This poem can of course be applied to the start of every season for the last 18 years. That is one fact that sadly they will never be able to run or hide from. They know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Just makes them look like cunts so why do it ? Do they have a chemical imbalance? Are they pissed at the fact that they are sick of trying to convince everyone that they are not criminals or have a friend or relative who is a criminal or has been the victim of a crime within the last 24 hours (statistical fact I might add), or are they just simple idiots ?

There's no doubt that our team is fuchen sensational,
Even though our fans' issues are mostly vocational,
With European Cups and English Titles to our name,
No wonder we believe that we're greats of the game.

From Shankley to Paisley, and Hansen too,
Even the flops such as Bruno Cheyrou,
We've had the greatest names the world's ever seen,
As opposed to United's team full of has beens.

We've got the strongest midfield on the planet,
The greatest defence; attackers can't stand it,
A revolutionary keeper, who keeps the ball out,
And a footballing legend; they call him Dirk Kuyt.

"It's on, it's our year," we repeatedly scream,
Are we living in a ridiculous pipe dream?
A good start in August, we've already won,
Cross it in to Nando, on your head son!

September passes by, more of the same,
We're fuchen brilliant at this beautiful game,
19-6, we're gonna win the double,
Who is going to burst this oversized bubble?

October arrives and the collapse begins,
Due to the signing of Voronin,
What's going wrong? Why can't we score?
And why is Nando still rolling on the floor?

Those Manc bastards, they're steaming ahead,
I wish that Ferdinand would fuchen drop dead,
Ronaldo's not even good, yet they're a one man team,
How this makes sense, remains to be seen.

A John O'Shea goal, and the damage is done,
Another clean sheet, and the inbreds have won,
They don't abide by the rules to which we adhere,
But this doesn't matter, just wait 'til next year!

Discuss.

[GTI]

What about their womenfolk?

[bbshark]

if its not nailed down they will have it away. if it is nailed down they will use a hammer

[Raptor]

What about their womenfolk?

I've only ever dated one scouse bird. I hated to listen to her ugly voice but by god she was filth and yes I would do it again.

[B.I.G.]

I've only ever dated one scouse bird. I hated to listen to her ugly voice but by god she was filth and yes I would do it again.

And the wife said she would too if you re-new my VIP again when it expires.

[Lighty]

funny that I have too and she was a right dirty cunt!
Good poem that where you find it?

[bbshark]

funny that I have too and she was a right dirty cunt!
Good poem that where you find it?

its not written by a scouser. Too many big words

[B.I.G.]

its not written by a scouser. Too many big words

And certainly not written by a woolyback because it's legible .

[gunner]

I think your great Rap.

[petedalad]

"Scousers are dilusional idiots and probably thieves"....what a cock

If you hate scousers, then i suggest you ditch rooney, appologise for chasing fowler for years and scrub matt Busby's name off that road sign

[petedalad]

its not written by a scouser. Too many big words

Ah st helens...where the men are men

and the sheep are nervous

[baronvon]

fuck me Rap, your loving lighting your fireworks............ heres another one

Mancs (I refer to mancs as you state scousers and not liverpool fans), dim as fuck, just as likely to nick stuff and think that Manchester is the centre of the fucking universe (especially with the early 90`s music scene ffs)

discuss

THE BARON

[petedalad]

fuck me Rap, your loving lighting your fireworks............ heres another one

Mancs (I refer to mancs as you state scousers and not liverpool fans), dim as fuck, just as likely to nick stuff and think that Manchester is the centre of the fucking universe (especially with the early 90`s music scene ffs)

discuss

THE BARON

He wouldnt know mate, hes one of those 'die hard united fans' you know the ones

theyre that dedicated to united they travel 200+ miles to a fucking home game

[wtaylor]

its not written by a scouser. Too many big words

Well its defo not written by somebody from St Helens as they would be too busy shagging their sister/mum/dad/nan/dog/grapefruit

[russbeer]

this is great watching you all attacking one another!!

[petedalad]

Well its defo not written by somebody from St Helens as they would be too busy shagging their sister/mum/dad/nan/dog/grapefruit

HAHAHAHA

[bbshark]

nothing better than a lad from St Helens to get the scousers to come a knocking

[bbshark]

Well its defo not written by somebody from St Helens as they would be too busy shagging their sister/mum/dad/nan/dog/grapefruit

Sorry dont do grapefruit. It smells funny

[B.I.G.]

Sorry dont do grapefruit. It smells funny

Only cos your dad's been there earlier.

[petedalad]

Sorry dont do grapefruit. It smells funny

Stick a wooly jumper on it mate I'm sure that would do it for you