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    Question Am I Going to Hell?

    Don't you think its quite ironic how disabled people demand equality, yet complain when they don't have their own parking spaces.
    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    Not this old chestnut....yeah its a fucker having legs aint it m8!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    Tell me about it.
    I'm due to start a £2.5mil refurb of a high street next year.
    We have to make sure we comply with the relevant disability regs and I have no issue with that,
    but because of the layout changes, I've had to relocate some of the existing disabled parking bays by about 30 yards.

    Fucking hell - the amount of grief I've had from the "disabled lobbyists" is unbelievable - miserable cunts.
    Never mind that the area at the moment is a dangerous shithole, all they care about is being able to park right outside the post office, the chippy and the bookies.

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    I remember singing the chorus to Careless Whisper in a Supermarket once a few years back, only to turn around and have a woman in a wheel chair staring menacingly at me.

    I went very red and moved swiftly into the next aisle.

    True story.
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    Well for one thing they don't claim to be equal they are are equal except for lack of mobility. As a Transport Planner I regularly have to allocate additional spaces for disabled parking bays. My friend is disabled and is wheelchair bound, I see him struggling with everyday things that we take for granted. I'm sorry but I can't see where your coming from.
    I understand and accept that some people hold opinions that are different to my own. Living in a free and democratic society, I fully embrace and respect their right to be wrong.

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    i just wish all car parks had bigger spaces, they dont realise in places like asda and morrisons etc that cars are bigger than they used to be, a space that 30yrs ago fit a ford anglia now has to house a nissan navara and they just dont fit, i think the reason people who arent disabled want to park in them isnt them being lasy (although sometimes it is) they just dont want their car damaging by people hitting their doors as they open theirs, or trollys being inched down the side between 2 cars as theres no way through lines of cars only around

    personally i park as far from the entrance as i can then my car stays 'parking ding' free, its a bit of a pain in the rain and snow but its worth it

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post

    Fucking hell - the amount of grief I've had from the "disabled lobbyists" is unbelievable - miserable cunts.
    Never mind that the area at the moment is a dangerous shithole, all they care about is being able to park right outside the post office, the chippy and the bookies.
    That's because they're all on disabilitey for being fat bastards and go from collecting their benefits to the bookies and then have a nice lunch.... (btw this was a joke aimed at fat bastard scroungers not properly disabled people)

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacksheep View Post
    That's because they're all on disabilitey for being fat bastards and go from collecting their benefits to the bookies and then have a nice lunch.... (btw this was a joke aimed at fat bastard scroungers not properly disabled people)
    where do I sign up???? Im a fat bastard NOT scrounging, I'm doing something wrong here!

    In all seriousness, the parking pisses me off. If I, as a fat cunt with 5 kids can walk, and make the kids walk, why the hell can't all other able-bodied people and leave those that NEED the additional space / ideal parking positions for those that really need them? Is it really so much of an effort?

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    lol, yep ... your going to hell!

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    Were all going too Hell, Supposedly.. Do Your Feet Burn when you enter a place of God.. then YES
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0axial View Post
    Were all going too Hell, Supposedly.. Do Your Feet Burn when you enter a place of God.. then YES
    my feet don't burn, but I do find my eyelids getting mysteriously heavy, and before I know it I'm fast asleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    Tell me about it.
    I'm due to start a £2.5mil refurb of a high street next year.
    We have to make sure we comply with the relevant disability regs ...
    They had to do that at our work. We built a 3 story building with no elevator and building inspectors stated that we had to have a disabled toilet on every other floor.

    So we refitted the gents on the 2nd floor for wheel chair access...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.James View Post
    They had to do that at our work. We built a 3 story building with no elevator and building inspectors stated that we had to have a disabled toilet on every other floor.

    So we refitted the gents on the 2nd floor for wheel chair access...
    Hmmm that's clever. Bet your company is going places...................not!
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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    disabled parking spots should be exactly what they are only for people thats disabled ( not dla spongers) but wheelchair bound, or walk on sticks etc..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.James View Post
    They had to do that at our work. We built a 3 story building with no elevator and building inspectors stated that we had to have a disabled toilet on every other floor.

    So we refitted the gents on the 2nd floor for wheel chair access...
    The fact you find that amusing says a lot about your character

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    Disabled spaces are great, I always use them when I take my Gran shopping even though she doesnt like me useing them. I also park outside the bank every other thursday in a bus stop when I take her for her pension. She has a blue badge and insists she is ok to walk from the carpark at Tesco to the TSB on Bolton Road in Walkden the fact she is out of breath by the time we get to the post office and we need to stop 2 or 3 times in each direction for her to get her breath. so I park outside the bank.

    She is 80 somthing years old and hates not being able to walk as far as she could when she was 20 but she didnt have arthritis back then or 80 somthing year old bones and joints

    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:

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    Default Re: Am I Going to Hell?

    problem I have is when their spaces are full they feel they have a right to park in a parent child space in the supermarket the coonts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    The fact you find that amusing says a lot about your character
    I'm laughing at them not with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.James View Post
    I'm laughing at them not with them.
    Yet you wrote...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr James
    So WE refitted the gents...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little John View Post
    Disabled spaces are great, I always use them when I take my Gran shopping even though she doesnt like me useing them. I also park outside the bank every other thursday in a bus stop when I take her for her pension. She has a blue badge and insists she is ok to walk from the carpark at Tesco to the TSB on Bolton Road in Walkden the fact she is out of breath by the time we get to the post office and we need to stop 2 or 3 times in each direction for her to get her breath. so I park outside the bank.

    She is 80 somthing years old and hates not being able to walk as far as she could when she was 20 but she didnt have arthritis back then or 80 somthing year old bones and joints
    i know it well my brother lives near there and its miles to walk especially past alll the scrotes at tescos, mcd's and subway

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