I Just Caught A Member Of Staff Sleeping

[Mickey]

So what do i do, the fecker was snoring his head off in my office, he already forgot to do the meter readings this morning I know its XMAs but BAH humbug. Not sure what to do with his picture i just took

[evilsatan]

Lol I wouldn't use that photo for evidence without cropping out your monitor browsing perverse websites

[beerman]

I'd cover his hand in shaving foam and tickle his face

[TIN CAN]

Go with sack the fooker and use the photo on the front of his christmas card with his P45 inside

[diablos]

Pop some vodka in his tea and phone the traffic police for when he drives home give him a Christmas to remember.

[liveseytowers]

I don't know whats worse, the lazy fooker sleeping or you having enough time to take a pic and upload it to the web whilst meant to be working

[Greyfox]

Lazy fuck When we were young my mate worked at hatfields (furniture store) and got caught sleeping on one of the display beds. Needless to say he got the sack Give the lazy shit one more chance i say and warn him. He hopefully should be wary then and work his arse off.

[beacytan]

pack of rotten bastards, leave the guy alone its xmas!!!!

[TIN CAN]

Lazy fuck When we were young my mate worked at hatfields (furniture store) and got caught sleeping on one of the display beds. Needless to say he got the sack Give the lazy shit one more chance i say and warn him. He hopefully should be wary then and work his arse off.

One more chance????, fook that shit..........gross misconduct.............send him home for an early Christmas lazy swine!

[Mickey]

Go with sack the fooker and use the photo on the front of his christmas card with his P45 inside

I thought about the photo lol

[Mickey]

I don't know whats worse, the lazy fooker sleeping or you having enough time to take a pic and upload it to the web whilst meant to be working

I am the boss here, my job to sit on my @ss and make sure my 6 buildings work without problems

Ohh and there is no fecker here but about 20 people in the building, usually about 300 so there isnt much to do but shop on ebay and browse my FAv forums

[c6patchman]

Creep up on him and bang a empty bin about a inch from his ear,
Or as its Christmas leave early & don’t wake him.

[Fear345]

Get the clippers out and give the cunt a buzz cut

[liveseytowers]

I am the boss here, my job to sit on my @ss and make sure my 6 buildings work without problems

Ohh and there is no fecker here but about 20 people in the building, usually about 300 so there isnt much to do but shop on ebay and browse my FAv forums

Ahmen to that

An xmas card made on moonpig would be funny with his pic on it

[c0axial]

Looks Old, let him sleep, coffin dodging n all....

[newnesy]

Looks to me like he's got 'one too many' eyebrows

[B.I.G.]

It looks like he's got his dick out and it's not on flop.

[kracken]

Maybe some of these pics will give you some inspiration ...

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=351688

heres a sample

[God is a DJ]

Shoot him on site. No? Just me? :S

[bbshark]

looks like he just fell asleep and wasn't a "ah fuck it im tired"

Some people get exhausted at this time of year and if you have the heating up too high (happens at this time of the year) people will just go.
As for sacking him then don't be daft just gently wake him by banging as hard as you can on the desk and ask if your keeping him awake