Close

Results 1 to 18 of 18

Thread: Women and rules

  1. #1
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,687
    Thanks
    1,561
    Thanked:        2,200
    Karma Level
    1152

    Default Women and rules

    I called the Sony store at Heathrow T5 about 2 weeks ago to reserve an item for collection on the 29th January. The bloke on the phone was extrememly helpful and suggested that I call a week before I intend to travel and he would put one under the counter for me, but as things stood they had plenty in stock so it shouldn't be a problem .

    So call again today and get some woman who first of all makes me give her my name, address and telephone number. After I explain what I want, she tells me its company policy not to reserve items or take pre-orders. I mention that contradicts what I was told earlier and she moronically repeats company policy to me and then asks for the name and time of the person I spoke to?

    Sensing that I'm getting nowhere, I ask if she can tell me how many they have in stock so I know whether to look elsewhere. I'm sorry sir, but I don't have access to that information, the only way to find out is to come into the store. "Now Listen you fucking tart, either I buy one from a shop in London or I get it just before I leave the country. Obviously I would rather buy it Duty Free and save 15%".

    I hate to be sexist, but the same call to the same store. One answered by a matey sounding bloke which took all of one minute and ended in me being extremely satisfied. The other answerd by a woman which took 5 minutes of arguing and bickering and ended in me slamming down the phone in disgust. It seems to me that women are absolutely and thoroughly incapable of excercising discretion.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  2. #2
    VIP Member CzarJunkie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Atlantis
    Posts
    13,756
    Thanks
    832
    Thanked:        3,225
    Karma Level
    2171

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Buhahahahahaaaaaa, the never-ending simplicity of the female mind.

  3. #3
    DF Super Moderator
    Nibb's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    16,862
    Thanks
    554
    Thanked:        1,114
    Karma Level
    2096

    Default Re: Women and rules

    She was probably on the blob m8!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington

  4. #4
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,687
    Thanks
    1,561
    Thanked:        2,200
    Karma Level
    1152

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    She was probably on the blob m8!
    Either that or she is a bitter, twisted old cow who's never had a boyfriend and thinks that every telephone Lothario is fair game. Her motto, "All men are bastards"
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  5. #5
    DF Super Moderator BertRoot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Poppy Fields
    Posts
    23,910
    Thanks
    1,017
    Thanked:        2,027
    Karma Level
    2653

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Hates men cos she can't get no cock the stupid cunt and not getting so much as a bush rub at the Xmas party has nailed it home for her.


  6. #6
    DF General DogsBody
    Mickey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Digital Forums
    Posts
    16,654
    Thanks
    1,635
    Thanked:        1,889
    Karma Level
    1231

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Fecking woomen, they should be handcuffed to the ironing board or kitchen sink which ever is closest
    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

  7. #7
    DF VIP Member
    tombott's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Hereford
    Posts
    5,683
    Thanks
    504
    Thanked:        555
    Karma Level
    713

    Default Re: Women and rules

    lol, don't you just love women.
    I bet she put the phone down to you and then moaned about what a rude, sexist shit of a man she had just spoken too.
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
    Guns don't kill people rappers do, I'm a fucking rapper and I might kill you.

  8. #8
    DF Super Moderator
    Nibb's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    16,862
    Thanks
    554
    Thanked:        1,114
    Karma Level
    2096

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    lol, don't you just love women.
    I bet she put the phone down to you and then moaned about what a rude, sexist shit of a man she had just spoken too.
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    Buhahahaha...GTI better make sure his DNA aint been tagged cos the bitter cow would probably have the turd tested!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington

  9. #9
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,687
    Thanks
    1,561
    Thanked:        2,200
    Karma Level
    1152

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    It would be far more poignant if I sent her a Valentine's Card with a romantic message scrawled in a mixture of blood and excrement.

    Signed,
    "A frequent flyer"
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  10. #10
    DF VIP Member
    tombott's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Hereford
    Posts
    5,683
    Thanks
    504
    Thanked:        555
    Karma Level
    713

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    It would be far more poignant if I sent her a Valentine's Card with a romantic message scrawled in a mixture of blood and excrement.

    Signed,
    "A frequent flyer"
    I can see you are a true romantic.
    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
    Guns don't kill people rappers do, I'm a fucking rapper and I might kill you.

  11. #11
    DF Jedi RSV's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Bristol, Unite
    Posts
    2,101
    Thanks
    224
    Thanked:        151
    Karma Level
    311

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    She was probably on the blob m8!
    I prefer the term "up on blocks"

  12. #12
    DF VIP Member Fear345's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    entebbe
    Posts
    3,152
    Thanks
    174
    Thanked:        414
    Karma Level
    524

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Ive used the term "Man handed rat faced cunt" before and mark my words she'll be one.
    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

  13. #13
    DF VIP Member GTI's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Switzerland
    Posts
    7,687
    Thanks
    1,561
    Thanked:        2,200
    Karma Level
    1152

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Gave them a call again today, and this time the phone was answered by an Aussie bloke... absa-fucking-lutely no problems!

    He said "Yeah, they're selling like hot cakes so not sure whether you'll find any next week; do you want me to put one in the store room for you?" So I gave him my wife's name and flight details and she'll pick up my Sony eReader (PRS-505) next Monday.

    I think I have proven a point here.
    "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
    -Benjamin Franklin

  14. #14
    DF God BBK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    here
    Posts
    12,422
    Thanks
    234
    Thanked:        128
    Karma Level
    1126

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    I think I have proven a point here.
    Can't wait for the follow up when your wife goes into the store to pick up the reserved item and faces the woman you spoke to earlier, should make for some fireworks! Heck, let me know the date and I'll pitch up outside and video the ensuing fight

  15. #15
    VIP Member CzarJunkie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Atlantis
    Posts
    13,756
    Thanks
    832
    Thanked:        3,225
    Karma Level
    2171

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Gave them a call again today, and this time the phone was answered by an Aussie bloke... absa-fucking-lutely no problems!

    He said "Yeah, they're selling like hot cakes so not sure whether you'll find any next week; do you want me to put one in the store room for you?" So I gave him my wife's name and flight details and she'll pick up my Sony eReader (PRS-505) next Monday.

    I think I have proven a point here.
    I can't wait until your wife confuses Tierack with the Sony shop and brings you home a pair of boxers and a cravat.

  16. #16
    DF PwNagE DJAd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    *Classified*
    Posts
    6,980
    Thanks
    32
    Thanked:        20
    Karma Level
    811

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Neck a few Stellas and slip on the wife beater.....

  17. #17
    DF Wh0re Vader's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Dirty South
    Posts
    143
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked:        0
    Karma Level
    138

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    lol, don't you just love women.
    I bet she put the phone down to you and then moaned about what a rude, sexist shit of a man she had just spoken too.
    I'd complain if I was you, or shit in a jiffy bag and send it for her attention, either way everyones a winner.
    I have just been rolling around in my chair, thats funny as feck, " shit in a jiffy bag " ha aha aha ha ha ha ha

    Fecking Women! cant live with them, cant live without them! ...

  18. #18
    DF PwNagE DJAd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    *Classified*
    Posts
    6,980
    Thanks
    32
    Thanked:        20
    Karma Level
    811

    Default Re: Women and rules

    Quote Originally Posted by Vader View Post
    cant live without them! ...
    Yes you can!

Similar Threads

  1. old women women attacks robbers while others watch.
    By scoobypatch in forum Hall Of Shame
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 9th February 2011, 08:15 PM
  2. old women women attacks robbers while others watch.
    By scoobypatch in forum News & Current Affairs
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 9th February 2011, 05:22 PM
  3. Two women
    By plasterer in forum Hall Of Shame
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 31st December 2005, 12:38 PM
  4. euro women vs american women NSFW
    By mcdee in forum Funny Pictures
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 12th November 2005, 12:37 AM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •