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    Whine Christmas Spirit!!

    This year I cannot give a boo about Crimbo. I have no motivation, can't be bothered going round shops, infact I'm on Crimbo strike!!

    Is it just me or is Crimbo getting worse each year, or is it me getting older and turning into the old gits from the Harry Enfield sketches?!?!?!?

    BAAAA HUMBUG!


    I'm off to read the Obituary columns...

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    None of our lot can be bothered with xmas this yr. Tbh its nice not having the headache of xmas shopping and arranging everything.
    I was touched by Jesus, so i had him arrested.

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    Default Re: Christmas Spirit!!

    Quote Originally Posted by cloudy73 View Post
    This year I cannot give a boo about Crimbo. I have no motivation, can't be bothered going round shops, infact I'm on Crimbo strike!!

    Is it just me or is Crimbo getting worse each year, or is it me getting older and turning into the old gits from the Harry Enfield sketches?!?!?!?

    BAAAA HUMBUG!


    I'm off to read the Obituary columns...
    Probably gonna get banned................................YOU fooking miserable cunt,AM guessing you live with your mum or your in a bedsit.

    Not theres nothing wrong with BS

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    aaa a a aa a a a aa ahaahahahahhaa twat.

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    Default Re: Christmas Spirit!!

    I used to enjoy waiting for Santa to come down the chimney.

    When I was younger and discovered wanking I was in the living room late one night watching a porno.

    I was just about on the vinegar stroke when I heard a terrible racket. I turned round to see Santa coming down the chimney.

    As soon as I saw his fat little face I unleashed my crimbo load all over his beard.

    These days it's just no where near as fun. He wont come to my house any more.

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