motherfucking shittylink

[marcode]

why does the dense cunt insist on trying the back door, then leaving a fucking note?! he must be caressing the back door, cos he certainly isnt knocking it and the back door is on one corner of the house where you cant hear much unless you hang around in the kitchen all fuckin day.

been kicking about the house since 8.30, checking the back door every 5 or 10 mins... i go to check about 9.30 and theres a fucking delivery card!! WTF!

why do they refuse to go to the front and ring the fucking door bell like every other delivery driver?! they'll spend 5 mins to go accross the road and deliver to the neighbour, or even make a return trip the next day, but trying the front door? fuck that, too much like hassle.

this is the 3rd delivery ive missed cos of this now.. and the only reason they are returning today is cos the LOST the fuckin laptop i ordered last week, so have to retry again this week.

useless set of fuckin retards.

[CzarJunkie]

Courier drivers are cunts and if I have offended anyone here who is a courier driver, good. You are a cunt.

[KevinJB88]

Always have bad experiences with these!

We once had a delivery due, so I took the day of Uni, waited till 3 and was thinking WTF is going on, got in contact with them, to be told that the driver said I was not in! There werent even a note!

Lazy fuckers!

[Nibb]

Feck Ive got me satnav from Ebuyer being delivered by these twonks today!

[Ginnerfreak]

Courier drivers are (unts and if I have offended anyone here who is a courier driver, good. You are a (unt.

[BertRoot]

My Shitty Link guy is awesome. He even bells me when he is getting near my house to make sure I am in or give me chance to nip back from work. The ones before him were utter dung though tbh.

[gatch.]

why do they use the back door and not the front???

[Nibb]

Hmm thats a bit freaky Bert.....he doesnt resemble Jim Carrey does he?

[DB]

why do they use the back door and not the front???

Maybe he likes marcodes back door

[marcode]

why do they use the back door and not the front???

sadly its just the marginally closer door to the road into the houses here cos of the way they are positioned.

its still obviously a back door tho.. garage on one side, kitchen on the other lol.. cant hear shit from it.

[DB]

The cunts the same for me with a laptop last year, i was downstairs (bearing in mind i live in a tiny 2 bed semi) im eagerly awaiting said delivery, checking the door every 5 mins, then a card saying they missed me.

They must'nt knock? maybe they get paid based on mileage so they want to do a few visits??

Anyone on here work for them?

[marcode]

im sure its a scam to have u call up their ridiculously priced automated re-scheduling line.

[marcode]

They also once couldnt find my house, 3 days in a row... or so they said.

I had to get it delivered at work to get the delivery!

[beerman]

Marcode you knew they were coming, you knew they are useless so why not leave a note on the back door saying "go to the front door"?

[DB]

Marcode you knew they were coming, you knew they are useless so why not leave a note on the back door saying "go to the front door"?

[marcode]

Marcode you knew they were coming, you knew they are useless so why not leave a note on the back door saying "go to the front door"?

lolol thats the only reason i found the card stuck in the door seal m8. i opened the door to stick the note to it. thought id have it up before they arrived as they normally dont make it till 11-12 ish.

"KNOCK LOUDLY OR RING DOOR BELL AT FRONT DOOR, SOMEONE IS HOME!"

i didnt get my note up early enough apparently as the shittylink site says he attempted delivery at 9.20.

[Freddy]

To be fair you should be at work. If I was a delivery guy I would assume this and have a lunch break from 10am to 4pm.

[marcode]

my dad was also in his room at the time, directly above the back door and didnt hear the guy either...

with 2 motors sitting in the driveway, the inside lights on etc... i dont really understand how they assume no one is home for delivery.

[DB]

Lights on through the day? carbon footprint means fuck all to you then, you eco warrior

[marcode]

its dark in scotland