In the last few days I've had about 50 emails from various companies, service providers and aquaintences wishing me a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Do you think I give a flying fuck about your xmas greetings, or perhaps that I will remember your seasonal goodwill the next time I'm ordering printer cartridges, flights etc.. If you really want to impress me show me the mofo money or even just a handwritten card would suffice. The same goes for any cunt that sends me an eChristmas card... next time don't fucking bother.

I go out, buy dozens of cards and then give myself writers cramp filling them all in....sheesh

BTW: Merry Christmas to everyone on DF :email