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    Attention Not touched a sprout

    but fuck me these farts are evil.
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    smell u from here
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    Not touched a sprout? It mustn't be Christmas round yours then. I have caned a load and they were fucking marvellous.

    On another note I had turkey for the first time in 14 years or so. That was a bit hairy to cook after being a veggie for so long but fuck me it was bootiful.


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    I fucking love the little green bullets of joy. My mother got a huge tray of them from M&S with butter, chestnuts and bacon. I had the lions share and by fuck, I feel like a new man.

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    Sprouts are a divine intervention...love `em
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    My mother got a huge tray of them from M&S with butter, chestnuts and bacon.
    Hubba fucking hubba! Forgot about the bacon I wrapped the turkey in that was transferred to the sprouts after the turkey was done. I cannot understand why I have not eaten it for so long.


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    Spawn of the devil in my books LMAO
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    10 pints of real ale, a good serving of sprouts with bacon and way too many stuffing balls resulted in me being banished to the sofa last night as I stunk to high heaven. But it tasted sooo good.

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    Default Re: Not touched a sprout

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    but fuck me these farts are evil.
    A bit like a fanny fart i suppose

    Have you been experimenting this Christmas.

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