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    Burglars kill pensioner's budgie


    Burglars have snapped the neck of an elderly woman's budgie in front of her after she refused to hand over money.

    South Wales Police said the 78-year-old woman was also threatened with her own walking stick, pushed into a chair and then locked in her house by the two raiders, who escaped with £65.
    The pensioner was sitting in her living room, in Cathays, Cardiff, watching TV when the burglars broke in.
    Police said the woman had lost her pet, a "soulmate" in a "brutal" manner.
    The burglars demanded £100 but she refused.
    She said she had no such money in her house but she was threatened before the men searched her house and stole £65.
    'Badly shaken up'
    Before leaving the house in Whitchurch Road on Friday evening, one of the men killed her pet budgie by snapping its neck in front of her.
    Det Sgt Stuart Wales, of Cathays CID, said: "This was a despicable crime on an elderly lady who is in poor health, where we believe these men have targeted her because of her age and because she lives on her own.
    "She has been very brave throughout the whole ordeal but has been badly shaken up.
    "The victim is deeply upset because not only has she been the victim of a crime, she has also lost her pet budgie, her soulmate, in a brutal and disturbing manner."
    The burglar who killed the bird was wearing a black beanie hat, a dark scarf across his face, a dark tracksuit and dark woollen gloves with a white square-type pattern on them. He spoke with a local accent.
    He was possibly in his 20s and was thin with a pale complexion.
    The other man was about the same age but shorter, and had a distinctive walk. He wore similar clothes and a brown anorak.



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7836055.stm



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    Buhahahahaha its like that scene in Dumb & Dumber.........I wonder if they sellotaped it back on?
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    personally I don't think this is funny at all. It's disgusting how people think they can cause terror in people lives for a measly £100, let alone the £65 they actually got away with. this happened about a 20 min drive for me, and after reading that (and as stupid as it sounds) I want to go by her a new budgie! I know if that was my nan, I'd be outraged!

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    What a bunch of cnuts to do that.

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    If she hadn't lied the budgie would still be alive and i hope she can live with that.

    Old people moan about the youth of today and yet blatantly lie to them what kind of an example is that to be setting.

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    shell prolly die soon after the shock of the event and trauma of losing her 'friend'
    sad
    cunts who rob from pensioners deserve to be tortured

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    The important thing is the old Lady wasn't harmed, budgies are replaceable.
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    Default Re: Burglars kill pensioner's budgie

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    The important thing is the old Lady wasn't harmed, budgies are replaceable.
    Old ladies are also replaceable, there's loads wandering about round here that aren't doing anything useful, I'm sure we could afford to donate a couple.

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    I don't know which way to go on this one as its not nice but some of the shit thats been posted is funny. If I personally knew the old dear I'm sure I'd be bloody angry I mean she never did anything bad to anyone except the usual stinking of piss.

    Maybe go at it Zippeyrude's way with torture ?

    A camp Xray for chav crimes ?

    I'm sure theres the odd remote Scottish Isle that could be adapted for these needs as Australia is a bit far to send chavs in these hard pushed credit crunch times.
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