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    They say brevity is a virtue. Six Word Stories is a collection of short stories consisting of just six words. It was inspired by Ernest Hemingway's famous challenge. Six Word Stories includes stories by famous people, reader submissions, and the Internet at large.

    So come on lets hear yours. here are mine.

    Loves cock. Splattered face. Job done.
    Tight anus. Ripped banjo. Visited Casualty.
    Many men. Cream Pie. Needs wash.
    Glory Hole. Scissors. John Wayne Bobbit.

    I think I could become a writer based on this.


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    Dodgy intro, infraction issued, Mickeys happy!
    Mcdee posts, Leo wanks, tissues needed!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington

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    Sandy Crotch. Clout Pearl. Stench Trench.


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    1ncest fisting. Stepdad charged. Therapy calling.

    Nun deflowered. Monk spunk. Church crisis.

    Animal husbandry. Stable assault. Bolting horse.

    Anal master. Probe disaster. Instant prolapse.

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    Digital Forum Members den of cunts
    My cock smells cheesy lick clean
    Suck my seventies tea towel holder
    I'm great you're wankers story ends
    This thread pure class nomination given
    Last edited by I Black Belt; 7th January 2009 at 05:32 PM. Reason: thought of some more shit stories

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    bad stomach, shit pants, wipe needed
    beer curry blowjob i am happy

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    Baggy quim. Fell out. Had Wank.
    Grannies Dentures. Taken Out. Gum Job.


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    Big Cock Small Anus Blood Soaked
    Small Anus Left Fist Job Done
    Your Fired Cheers Mate Dole Que
    Fat Bastard Mcdonalds Food Early Death

    Just a few not really thinking straight at the mo will see if I can contribute better later

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    [quote=BertRoot;2713707]Baggy quim. Fell out. Had Wank.
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    this made me wet my pants

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    You are, all dirty, porno freaks.

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    Fried bacon. Crusty roll. Oh yeah!

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Met. Loved. Split. Resented. Regretted. Died.

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    Got too greedy, lost all friends.

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    Overslept, arrived late, missed the boat.

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    Ninety minutes, no goals, bored shitless.

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    met,loved,got cheated, killed, jailed.

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    Bought Mac Lived happy ever after
    Microsoft Sucks Off Big Gay All
    Apple Till I die. Yeah Baby

    Anyone think I got a beef with M$

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    Dropped cacks, took dump, wiped arse.

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    Lucy Pinder Bent Over Butt Naked

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    Pulled out. Covered face. Mother's furious.

    Indicated left. Hit motorbike. Should've looked.

    Ugly baby. Paternity test. Isn't mine.

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