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    Rant Moan!

    This is probably the most pointless moan ever, but it's in the whine celler, so why not?

    Woke up this morning feeling a bit rough (thought it was because I was still tired), so went to work and have felt like shit all day!

    Think I'm coming down with something, got a sore head, a bit of a fever and I feel like death!

    Worst thing about it is that hogmany is tomorrow and I dont want to be stuck in the house with a shitty cold! I want to be out getting rat arsed and waking up next to some random bird not knowing where I am.

    Well shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HermaN View Post
    This is probably the most pointless moan ever, but it's in the whine celler, so why not?

    Woke up this morning feeling a bit rough (thought it was because I was still tired), so went to work and have felt like shit all day!

    Think I'm coming down with something, got a sore head, a bit of a fever and I feel like death!

    Worst thing about it is that hogmany is tomorrow and I dont want to be stuck in the house with a shitty cold! I want to be out getting rat arsed and waking up next to some random bird not knowing where I am.

    Well shit!
    Its Hogmanay Herman if your going to pretend being Scottish Herman at least do it properly

    and incase you do wake up next to some random take a read of this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7805141.stm :-)

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    Ok, ok I spelt it wrong, but I dont care.

    As for the safe sex link, cheers, but I always have one or 2 in my wallet anyway.

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    take a lemsip now and you will be fine for tomorrow
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    fuck that feeling off m8, if you feel like that tomo then just go out anyhow as a few shots of rum or brandy will soon pick you up..then after a few beers you wont even worry about it lol..


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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    take a lemsip now and you will be fine for tomorrow
    they should do a lemsip you can inject cos its nigh on impossible to drink the stuff.....


    Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean
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    Default Re: Moan!

    Have a wank that hopefully will send yo to sleep to stop moaning.

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    So much for feeling better today!

    I had some Lemsip last night at about 6pm and again at about 11pm, but I still feel like shit. Been sick 4 times already since 8am!

    Of all the days, why today?! Why could it not be tomorrow??

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    It could be a bout of of winter vomiting virus (Viral Gastroenteritis). Unfortunately there is nothing much you can do other than ride it out, and perhaps drink up a few sachets of oral rehydration solution (from your pharmacist).
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    Poor wee loon.


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    Default Re: Moan!

    if you do get out & end up with a random bird this picture might help


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    Alcohol should kill it off mate, administered orally, in large doses.

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