Not really a confession but something i had to share

**alankirk01** · 4th February 2009

Ok,

You may all take me to pieces for posting this. But I had to share this with you.

Recently we've been having some issues with my little brother - he's only 14 and the doc has just said its hormones.

Anyway. My mum called today and said she'd just received a call from Virgin. Whilst she's been working - turns out that someone has been ordering/viewing - quote on quote - "films with an adult content" in the last two weeks to the tune of �250 and they thought that this was suspicious

Turns out my little brother has been bunking off school and doing a little self abusing.

He must have balls the size of peanuts - two week -250 - ouch.

Anyway - i was wondering - surely thats not the worst that could happen - and what has anyone else do that could out do this?

So - your views and answers on a post card please.

**Greyfox** · 4th February 2009

250 quid! You really need to introduce him to torrents lol Cant say i brought stuff off my mums cred card when little but was often tempted. Just make sure you get copies of the stuff he dl'ed for your own viewing pleasure

**GTI** · 4th February 2009

As his big bro you need to take control of the situation mate and exclude your mother. What he's doing is perfectly natural, and as greyfox mentioned there is no need to pay for smut, just make sure its nice and soft. The last thing you need is a 14yo reared on Max Hardcore videos.

Good luck, I went through the same chat with my kid brother, 7 years my junior and he's turned out fine... a real ladies man, but polite and respectful at the same time.

**Northernbloke** · 5th February 2009

Originally Posted by Greyfox

250 quid! You really need to introduce him to torrents lol Cant say i brought stuff off my mums cred card when little but was often tempted. Just make sure you get copies of the stuff he dl'ed for your own viewing pleasure

Sounds more like pay per view than anything actually downloaded - good effort though �250 in 2 weeks - even $ly Digi block you after about �50 unless you have a prior arrangement with them.

Get your mum to tell Virgin you'll only pay say �50or so cos they should have spotted it sooner - gotta be worth a try

**B B Leo** · 5th February 2009

bet he never had the sense to record it?? if he did cant u upload it????

**spiderbites** · 5th February 2009

Not me but a good friend of mine at the time, he was a little bit of a rebel like any other teenage kid, he decided to run away from home, but before he did he decided to call one of those premium rate sex lines and leave the phone off the hook while his parents were at work

Stacked up a huge bill with that one, dont think he even got a wank out of it

I thought he was a fucking genius, his mum didnt

**alankirk01** · 5th February 2009

Nope - no downloads - from what i can gather it was ppv.

I havent called today to see whether he is still alive or not. but neverless - he is a legend.

I never set the example either - had i - i would have expected him to off downloaded it and pop it onto DVD for me to view at a later date.

I never had the balls to do this - god knows where he's got this from.

**Greyfox** · 5th February 2009

Originally Posted by alankirk01

Nope - no downloads - from what i can gather it was ppv.

I havent called today to see whether he is still alive or not. but neverless - he is a legend.

I never set the example either - had i - i would have expected him to off downloaded it and pop it onto DVD for me to view at a later date.

I never had the balls to do this - god knows where he's got this from.

lol if i ever paid for porn off my mums cred when i was young i would have been effing murdered. It wasnt gaytv he was paying for was it?

If not at least you know hes not gay

**Waka** · 6th February 2009

Has he seen 2 girls 1 cup yet?!
That should cure the little fuckers urges until he gets a paper round to pay his 'Virgin' bill. ;-p

W.

**Zippeyrude** · 6th February 2009

its your duty to check the list and make sure it is quality grotch he is ordering, coach as is necessary

then move him on to selling dvds at school and making you a nice earner

**diablos** · 6th February 2009

Your mother never thought of setting a pin number.

**alankirk01** · 7th February 2009

Originally Posted by diablos

Your mother never thought of setting a pin number.

apparentyl - there was one - hence the reason Virgin saying on this occasion she will have to pay.

i do like the idea of two girls one cup - and one of my more recent posts - one man one glass - or whatever it was.

That should freak the shit out of him.

I have a pin at home to prevent the missus spending - wish family members would take note.