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    lmao not jade goody this time...

    Jade Goody's mother, Jackiey, is understandably paranoid about her own health and recently consulted her GP about a large number of small round bruises all over her body.

    The doctor told her not to worry, as they are just from a lifetime of blokes hitting her with 10-foot barge poles.

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    liked that...
    I've heard a couple of real bad jade goody ones but dont know wether to post em or not

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Go for it RSV - what's the worst that could happen - HOS - banned for a week - banned for life - some DF'ers coming round to kick the shit out of you - some idiot coming round to kidnap your child etc. etc.

    Come on - you know it's worth it !!
    What if the Hokey Cokey "IS" what it's all about?

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    Whats the one about about the hair dryer being sold on ebay?
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Jade Goody and Jack Tweedy decided to take a trip out for the weekend. Jade says "Is that snow on my shoulder?"

    "Well it's not fucking dandruff," comes the reply.

    .......................................................................................................................................

    Came home from a night out, my paranoid girlfriend checked my jacket for blonde, brunette or red hairs.

    Finding nothing she then accused me of shagging Jade Goody....

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

    Mine only goes up to March.

    Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault.
    Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald cunt looks!



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    MWAHHHHH HAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Patrick Swayze and Jade Goody will be doing panto this Christmas....



    OH NO THEY WONT.

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Jade Goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.

    But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'Cunt'.

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    Jade Goody has said she hasn't told her kids about her illness as she doesn't want them worrying about the 'C' word.

    But I'm sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a 'Cunt'.

    just spat crumpet everywhere lol
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Some good ones here.

    Thanks

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    Jade Goody's mother, Jackiey, is understandably paranoid about her own health and recently consulted her GP about a large number of small round bruises all over her body.

    The doctor told her not to worry, as they are just from a lifetime of blokes hitting her with 10-foot barge poles.
    Surely she wouldnt have any bruises cos they wouldnt touch her with a ten foot barge pole?
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    nibb you git...

    and to think i sent you that lead out of the goodness of my heart....









    Leave me jokes alone. Git

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    Default Re: not jade goody this time...

    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    nibb you git...

    and to think i sent you that lead out of the goodness of my heart....









    Leave me jokes alone. Git
    Tut-tut....werent me who moved it m8!
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