Teacher asks class for a 10 letter word johnny said "masturbate! "Oh" said teacher "thats a mouthful!""No" said johnny ur thinkin of blowjob & thats 7 letters
A girl asks her doctor "how many calories are in cum?" the Doctor replys, "Honey, if you swallow, nobody cares if your fat"
Man sitting on train across from blonde in a mini skirt. He can't stop staring and soon realises she is going commando. R u looking at my fanny she asks. Yes i'm sorry says the man. Its ok, she says its very talented.watch this i can make it blow u a kiss and wink at u. He stares in amazement as the fanny first blows him a kiss then winks at him. Come sit next to me - would u like to stick 2 fingers in? Fuckin hell he says can it whistle as well!
Now that india has allowed homosexuality the first lesbian couple have got married so congratulations to Sukme flaps and Makemeclit singh
Whats nasal sex??
Fuck knows...
Wot do ya call a pr0stitute with her hands in her knickers? .........self employed
Man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane & asks is he a guide dog?
No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this & says to the dog 'Search'
The dog goes off, comes back & puts 1 paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says & makes a note of the passanger. The dog comes back again & puts 2 paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says. The dog comes back again & shits all over the seat. Whats that then the 1st man asks. Guy replies
He's found a fucking bomb
So there I was. Naked with lube on my knob. A stegosaurus glove puppet on one hand, and a Tyrannasaurus Rex glove puppet on the other, with a whole box of tissues next to me. How stupid did I feel when I put on the DVD and realised it was called WALKING with Dinosaurs.
A man tells his wife: ''i've just heard our milkman has made love 2 every woman in this street apart from one!'' his wife says: ''i bet it's that bitch from number 32.''
A blonde got a job as a tram driver but was sacked after 2 weeks "what happened?"asked her friend."why did they fire you?"
"for overtaking." replied the blonde…
Jeff & bob are Siamese twins joined at the hip. They walk into a bar in New York & order a couple of beers. Barman serves them and asks"You guys been on vacation yet?""We're off to England next week" says Jeff "We go every year."Barman says "Englands great. the culture, history, the queen"Jeff replies "We don't go for that shit, it's the only chance bob gets to drive the fucking car."
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