My Name Is Brian...

[Bilbo_baggin]

I'm sure a few of you will remember me from the olden days. Back then, I was on the television a lot and I had the most luxurious of houses to live in. I was quite popular, despite all the stories written mostly about my friends, but I got plenty of walk on (well, sludge on) parts in many episodes.

Times have changed however, and most of my friends have moved on to bigger and better things. The was a lot a kerfuffle when that springy good for nothing bossy boots Zebedee got us all a role in a big movie, but yes, you guessed it... Old snooty boots got the good parts and the best lines. Florence. What a tease she was. I'm sure she was having a relationship with someone that we never found out about... Dylan, probably.

And Ermentrude... I bet she's still chewing on that goddamed flower for all she is worth. She got a role in that Anchor butter commercial on ITV I think. And Dougal? Well, he never brushed his hair properly, and I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually copped off with that long haired lover from Liverpool from the Addams family... You know who I mean. Cousin It. Made for each other them two...

Oh well. I guess you have heard enough about me now. I might tell you a few more of my travel tales later on. I got some photos taken of me when I was on holiday. Might get them out afterwards...

Oh well.. Nothing ever changes. All that fame they got, and then there was poor me. Left out as usual. Never mind. Even when we were all famous, they'd always ask quietly... "Brian? Brian who?"


Well.


My name is Brian.









Director's notes:

Camera Make: Canon
Camera Model: Canon EOS 400D DIGITAL
Image Date: 2009:04:11 22:44:06
Flash Used: Yes (Manual)
Focal Length: 105.0mm
CCD Width: 4.58mm
Exposure Time: 0.077 s (1/13)
Aperture: f/9.0
ISO equiv: 800
Exposure Bias: -1.00
White Balance: Auto
Metering Mode: Matrix
Exposure: aperture priority (semi-auto)







Paul.

[B B Leo]

didnt know what u meant until i opened the thread
class paul!!!!

[4me2]

Just a little tip Brian

Spoiler:

Don't go to France any time soon.

[dpSparhawk]

LOL LOL LOL - Very good Paul

Nice shot on the Snail too

[BBK]

The photo is ALMOST a let down after the story

[Bilbo_baggin]

Here are two more of Brian before he went into next doors garden (he's not finishing off any of my plants....)











Paul.

[Brock]

He's changed a bit.



Time for bed said Zebedee.

[peterc4]

first 2 very nice, not sure about the framed one though