That's a groaner but it made me smile!Originally Posted by RSV
walked past the fridge a minute ago and thought i heard 2 onions singing a bee gees song but when i opened the door it was just chives talking!
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While we're at it.
A woman with bacon, egg and sausage on her head.
Kaf.
An irishman bouncing off two walls
Rick O'Shea.
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What a terrible thread - I love it!!
Seeing as we're telling jokes from school........
What do you call an Aardvark with a flick-knife?
Warning
.....A Well-Aardvark!!
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If you spin a Chinese person around in circles, does he become disoriented?
W.
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What do you call a woman with a chimney on her head?
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Why couldnt the leopard escape from the zoo?
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This thread is great
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Whats pink and hangs out your pants.
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If you give an African herding animal LSD, does it become a bewilderedbeest?
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Spanish man who has had his car stolen
Carlos
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f*ck it, if you cant beat'em join'em
what language do they speak in cuba ?
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ok then my turn
how do you make a snooker table laugh
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What do you call an Irish/Chinese man
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Did you hear about the irish shop lifter
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Did you hear about the irish man washing his front door step
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I'll get my coat
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How do you make an Iranian girl pregnant?
Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest
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Whats better than winning the paralympics?
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Belter!
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What do you call an Irishman with two panes of glass on his head?
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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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u cant have missed this one
what do you call a dinasour with on eye
do you think he saw us
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Good thread lol.
This baby polar bear keeps asking mummy bear 'am I really a polar bear mummy?' and mummy bear keeps telling him he is.
This goes on for a few weeks and then mummy bear says 'look son, why do you keep asking if you're a polar bear?'
Baby bear says
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