Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
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How about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
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I'll get my coat. . . . .
what do you call a chinese woman with one leg bigger than the other
Eireen
What do you call a Russian with three balls?
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whats red and smells like yellow paint
Red Paint
What do you call a Serbian pr0stitute?
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Why did the chav cross the road?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
What's brown and sticky?
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A Cloud
What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
Relax Singh
Last edited by koola2; 16th June 2009 at 03:13 PM. Reason: Added more "Jokes"
What do you call a Chinese Bird with one tit bigger than the other
Spoiler:
Nil Illigimtus Carbarundum
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