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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbobb View Post
    u cant have missed this one

    what do you call a dinasour with on eye

    do you think he saw us
    On that note, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

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    How do you stop an elephant from charging?

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

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    Opened a warehouse


    How about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

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    Soled his soul to Santa


    I'll get my coat. . . . .

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    what do you call a chinese woman with one leg bigger than the other

    Eireen

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    What do you call a Russian with three balls?
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    Hoodja Nickabolokov

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    whats red and smells like yellow paint

    Red Paint

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    What do you call a Serbian pr0stitute?

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    slobberdown macockyabitch


    Why did the chav cross the road?

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    To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason what-so-ever


    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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    What's slimy cold long and smells like pork

    Kermit the frogs finger

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    What's brown and sticky?

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    A stick!

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    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan

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    Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Quote Originally Posted by bobbobb View Post
    u cant have missed this one

    what do you call a dinasour with on eye

    do you think he saw us

    What and you didn't include:

    What do you call a one eyed dinosaurs' dog?

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    Do You Think He saw Us Rex
    What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?


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    What do you call a hippy's wife?
    Mississippi.
    I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.


    What do you call a cow with only three legs?
    Lean beef.
    I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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    What do you call a sheep with no legs?
    A Cloud


    What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
    Balan Singh

    What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
    Relax Singh
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    What do you call a Chinese Bird with one tit bigger than the other

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    One Hung Lo
    Nil Illigimtus Carbarundum


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