Tony!
Tony!
Is it wrong that I chuckled?
I preferred your sig Stephen!
Alright so that one wasnt the best.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
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HOS ???
"When i rape you i'll remember to make sure your kneeling facing the television with Fawlty towers on uk gold." - B.I.G.
If we're dusting off the oldies.... What's pink and Hard ?
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What do you call a woman with a pint of lager on her head playing snooker.
Beatrix Potter
Ok entering into the spirit of things -
What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the sea?
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am i sad because i laughed at all of them
my 2p worth:
What do you call a woman with a sausage on her head?
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What do you call a man with rabbits on his head?
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If that doesn't get this thread onto British Rail........................
"Friendly fire will not be tolerated"
What's red and sits in the corner?
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DJ OD
While we're at it then........
What do you call an epileptic man in a pile of leaves?
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What's blue and doesn't fit?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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What do you call a deer with no eye, no legs and no cock?
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Are "paki" jokes allowed?
walked past the fridge a minute ago and thought i heard 2 onions singing a bee gees song but when i opened the door it was just chives talking!
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