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    Tony!

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Is it wrong that I chuckled?

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    I preferred your sig Stephen!

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Alright so that one wasnt the best.

    What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?




    HOS ???
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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    lol... these are ancient !

    To enter into the spirit of things though......

    What do you call a man with a spade ?

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    Doug


    What do you call a man without a spade ?

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    Douglas


    If this wasn't worthy of the HOS..... it is now !

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    only a budgie without teeth succeeds

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    If we're dusting off the oldies.... What's pink and Hard ?
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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    What do you call a woman with a pint of lager on her head playing snooker.

    Beatrix Potter

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Ok entering into the spirit of things -

    What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the sea?

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    am i sad because i laughed at all of them

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Here goes:

    what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

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    Cliff!


    what do you call a man with a car on his head?

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    What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?


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    J-Tag 360 RGH 360, PS3 Super Slim, Xbox 360 Slim, WDTV Live with CFW, Vu+ Solo 2, Dreambox 500HD Connected to 1M Motorised Dish.

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    my 2p worth:

    What do you call a woman with a sausage on her head?

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    Barbie


    What do you call a man with rabbits on his head?

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    Warren


    If that doesn't get this thread onto British Rail........................
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    What's red and sits in the corner?

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    A naughty strawberry



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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    What's red and sits in the corner?

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    DJ OD
    hmm.. that reminds me....

    what's green, hairy & goes up and down ??

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    While we're at it then........

    What do you call an epileptic man in a pile of leaves?
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    Russell


    What's blue and doesn't fit?
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    A dead epileptic


    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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    No idea


    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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    Still no idea


    What do you call a deer with no eye, no legs and no cock?
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    Still no fucking idea.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Are "paki" jokes allowed?

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    walked past the fridge a minute ago and thought i heard 2 onions singing a bee gees song but when i opened the door it was just chives talking!

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    Default Re: What do you call a man with no shins?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJAd View Post
    Are "paki" jokes allowed?
    I would imagine not as they could be construed as racist.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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