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    Default Woman in restaurant...

    ...suddenly begins coughing. Paddy & Brian at the next table see her choking, Paddy asks "kin ya breathe"? She shakes her head. "kin ya swallow"? She shakes her head again. So Paddy lifts up her skirt, pulls her knickers down & runs his tongue up and down the crack of her backside. The shock makes her cough up the obstruction. Brian says "ya know Paddy, i've heard of Hind Lick maneuver, but that's the first time i've seen it."

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    Oh dear !


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    I liked ... or should I say Licked! it
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    hos....??
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