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    The Ferrari Formula One team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from the Liverpool area.
    The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool and Birkinhead areas can remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of Euros worth of high tech equipment.
    Prime Minister Gordon Brown went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.
    As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.
    However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Liverpool and Birkinhead pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Carlsberg Special, 50 ecstasy tablets and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

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    Lets see....... I can't be arsed to search but this is ancient and has been posted many times!!! chooooo choooooo!
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    well ive never heard it and it raised a smile
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbshark View Post
    well ive never heard it and it raised a smile
    ditto that !

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