Lil Jimmy was playing with his brand new train set on christmas day while his dad was doing the washing up enjoying watching his son play with his brand new toy.
Little Jimmy then pulled the train to the train station and announced
'Any of you wanna get off, get the fuck off, any of you wanna get on, get the fuck on'
Lil Jimmy's dad stood there in amazement and then goes and hits Lil Jimmy round the face and shouts,
'That kind of language is totally unacceptable! And especially on a day like today!! Go to your room and think about what you've done! Your not having any christmas pudding now either!'
3 hours later Lil Jimmy's dad looks round his sons bedroom door and says its okay now son you've had enough time to think about what you've done. You can go and play on your train set again.
His dad is sitting in the kitchen watching his son enjoy the rest of his christmas day when he notices the train get to the station again. Except this time Lil Jimmy says,
'anyone of you wanna get off......... get off, any of you wanna get on.... sorry for the 3 hour delay it was that cunt in the kitchen!
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