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    Weird quick joke

    A scottishman, Englishman and Irishman are being chased by the police. In their attempt to hide they run into a pub and ask the barman if he has anywhere they can hide. The barman points at three potato sacks. They quickly hide in the sacks. The policeman enters the pub and sees the sacks. He walks up to the first one and kicks it. The scottishman starts barking and the policeman thinks it's just a bag of dogs. He kicks the second sack and the Englishman starts meowing so the policeman thinks it's just a sack of cats. The policeman kicks the third sack and irishman shouts "POTATOES, POTATOES, POTATOES!!!"

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    Default Re: quick joke

    wouldnt the rspca be called in if he had kicked the bags and thought they was full of animals?
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    Default Re: quick joke

    thats pooh

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    Default Re: quick joke

    and potatoes can't speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_M View Post
    and potatoes can't speak
    That was the joke
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    Default Re: quick joke

    i know...just being sarcastic...sorry

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