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Why don't they just put a page full of jokes on 'the Database latency too high' page.
Joke by upwithdowns, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , database latency - Current Score: 372 - Added: 4 weeks ago
What does Sickipedias Database latency and a Jamaican have in common?
too high to work.
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged shit server - Current Score: 69 - Added: 4 weeks ago
How fucking funny would it be if the 'Database latency too high' page was replaced with a mock police message saying 'You IP address has been noted'?
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Probably not that funny
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Why would the police be monitoring sickipedia when they could be out arresting black people?
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So you people are actually stupid enough to visit a site like this with a static I.P address..?
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Absolutely - I also keep a record of all my rapes in a big yellow scrap book.
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Joke by TheRandomer, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged paedo , pigs , rozzers , this fuckin site crashes sooo much - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 weeks ago
I usually don't mind being a dwarf and often find people are quite nice about it...
...but when I see "Database latency too high" I can't help but think they're taking the piss.
Joke by ChrisParker, in Jokes with no home > Piss Take - Tagged dwarf database latency too high piss take sickipedia crash - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month ago
You know you spend too much time on Sickipedia when...
1. You have it as your home page, you have it on your favourites bar and it's the most visited page on your browser.
2. You have a score of well over a thousand, but no single joke with a score higher than 21.
3. You scour jokes meticulously for any Americanisations, voting down any you suspect to be written by a fat, stupid American.
4. The term 'buried' no longer applies to real life, it simply refers to the state of being unfunny; exhibited by many Americans.
5. Your confidence takes a real hit when you make a really shit joke that gets rush deleted.
6. You've memorised all the "Hot Jokes Today" by 10 am each morning, and have relayed them to every single family member/friend as your own within 30 minutes.
7a. You spot a duplicate and immediately add tags to it saying "fucking duplicate shit, go die you cockwank".
7b. You then proceed to revel in the 2 extra points you got for exposing the fucker.
8. Someone has made a spelling/grammar mistake and you correct it, leaving a note at the bottom telling the retard to go back to primary school.
9. You actively check the news every 5 minutes to see if some twatty celebrity has died in an embarassing accident, so you can get first dibs.
10. You've become indifferent to child abuse, rape, murder and mortality.
11. Morality is a concept that has lost meaning to you and it most definitely isn't a quality.
12. You have posted the same joke several times, each time slightly modified, just in case they didn't get it. They did, you're just shit.
13a. The phenomenally high Database latency is more annoying to you than the large influx of foreigners in your local area.
13b. You feel emotionally linked to the other 693 poor bastards looking at the same blank page you are.
13c. 36 minutes pass and you still haven't seen a glimpse of the fucking home page, yet to give up would be to admit defeat. And that would be weak.
14. You can admit to the fact that you've voted down other people's jokes just to keep yours on the first page.
15a. You know the punchline to every single joke before it's told to you.
15b. You stop them before they manage to fuck the joke up, because you can tell it better.
16. You've done a little dance upon getting a semi-successful rating on a joke you worked on for ages.
17. It's the first thing you think about when you wake up and before you go to sleep.
18. You check it at least 30 times a day, just to see if someone voted up that joke you posted 4 days ago.
19. You are a virgin.
Joke by RamshackleGary, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged time , sickipedia , addiction , feel free to addchange , love dis screamzlegeezer - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 week ago
Database latency too high my arse,
I think the Americans running the server are trying to sabotage it,
or one has spilled his supersized coke on it...
....and stuffed his french-fries into all the air vents...
...and shot it...
Joke by BadMotherFucker, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged american , sickipedia , fat bastards - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago
Database latency too high
Air France air traffic control appears to have lost the connection to the Database.
There are 228 of you looking at this page.
Joke by Partridge In A Pear Tree, in Jokes with no home > Air France - Tagged french , imagine them floating , pilot surrendered plane - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 weeks ago
A horse walks into a pub. The barman asks the horse "why the long face?"
The horse replies..
"Database latency too high"
Joke by flibblesan, in Jokes with no home > Websites - Tagged horse , barman , long face , bar joke , database latency too high - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 weeks ago
I've got a pretty bad case of schizophrenia'
how do I know?
Simple; every time I try to get to this page, I read the following description:
'Database latency too high (...) There are 722 of you looking at this page'
Joke by YourMomIsMySexSlave, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenia , sickipedia , database latency - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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Rhubarb spent 18.33ms doing 13 queries and 0.33s processing.
of you looking at this page
sickipedia.org
Originally Posted by johnny
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