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    Default Right, this is a good yin...

    A German guy approaches a lady of the night.



    'I vish to buy sex viz you.'



    'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 euro an hour.'



    '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'



    'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'



    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.



    'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'



    The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.



    'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'



    She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.



    'You vill please to blow zis duck kwacker as I make love to you.'



    She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,



    'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'



    'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze....

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    Four-sprung Duck technique.

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    Default Re: Right, this is a good yin...

    Once you've collected your coat from the cloakroom, please fuck off...
    IT people slash forward.

    Also, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part....

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    Default Re: Right, this is a good yin...

    chuffing heck that must be 10 years old if not more

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    Default Re: Right, this is a good yin...

    it made me laff

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    Default Re: Right, this is a good yin...

    Quote Originally Posted by darkstar View Post
    it made me laff
    Me too, when it was topical - about 10 years ago.
    Cheers - Coin-Op


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    lmao Re: Right, this is a good yin...

    Quote Originally Posted by brumbino View Post
    Once you've collected your coat from the cloakroom, please fuck off...
    Lmao!
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