Inflatable Wife �3.99 delivered

**Simate** · 23rd July 2009

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/...tml?P36=F6FD5H

She can't talk...
Can't go shopping...
Spends no money...
Won't crash your car...
Doesn't flirt with other men...
Floats...
Low maintenance for an easy life. Surely the dream woman?

**Goldberg** · 23rd July 2009

Been with mine for years now, she's so good that she never complains when I give her a good beating either!

I never used the user manual as I knew/know what do do

**Simate** · 23rd July 2009

Wow, not as popular as I thought it'd be, you must all be very happy with your women lol

**tshirt** · 23rd July 2009

nice find going to send this to me m8 i know he'll appriciate it

**DejaVu** · 23rd July 2009

Can I get a refund/replacement if I 'poke' her and she bursts?

**bub** · 23rd July 2009

I wonder if I can get a returned one a bit cheaper

**mp3hot** · 24th July 2009

Temporarily out of stock. This item will be dispatched as soon as it arrives.

**Goldberg** · 24th July 2009

Originally Posted by mp3hot

Temporarily out of stock. This item will be dispatched as soon as it arrives.

Bloody unreliable already!Probably taking 4 days to put her slap on!!

**Pongo** · 24th July 2009

Don't give her a love bite, mine farted and flew out of the window

**Godscrasher** · 24th July 2009

Honest question....Can i fuck it?

**cloudy73** · 24th July 2009

...I can see the expressions already when they see me out in Crete's blue, clear waters on holiday with this face down, arse up as I use it as a water float LMFAO.

Brilliant!