A book I have been reading alot ...... doubt its usefull to anyone on here ?

[kracken]

[ss30]

read it years ago

[consoles]

do you wear big hats to stop it showing all the time?

[Nibb]

Has Mrs Kracken been using it for relationship advice?

[kracken]

do you wear big hats to stop it showing all the time?

oh yes

Has Mrs Kracken been using it for relationship advice?

haha , yeah she cant keep her hands off it , its well thumbed

[burner1]

Lol, I had many a gang-bang in my younger days and one of my mates called 'chuggs' was hung like a donkey and even though it was near down to his knees, it was never hard enough for the girls to really 'enjoy' it so they usually came back for my more modest rock hard specimen which was up to me belly button all night

[Simate]

I'm still waiting for the How To Live With A Penis The Size Of An Elephant version. I need serious advise about how to not keep tripping over the bloody thing, it's bloody painful.

[flumperino]

Damn, it's been such a long time, I forgot that I wrote this.

[crazyal]

You've borrowed my copy for long enough kracken, send it back now chap.

[coin-op]

I'm happy with 4 inches.





That's wide enough for anyone