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  1. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

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    i would like to swap my girlfriend anything considered
    is this allowed????????
     
  2. G4NGST4R's Avatar

    G4NGST4R said:

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    u can have mine if you like m8... i'll give you a bit of cash on top aswel if you like... just to sweeten the deal
     
  3. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    But Harry Kewell is married to top soap tottie, I'll offer a day trip round the KFC processing plant in Wakefield, and a special mayo tasting session.
     
  4. darren67's Avatar

    darren67 said:

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    il swap my game cube on her
    but i want a full aa service report and a mot on her
    as there is a few dodey bangers going around
     
  5. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

    Default no cash deals allowed

    g4ngst4r only swaps allowed in this forum nice offer though i take it your missus is no stunner by your hasty reply!!!!

    CzarJunkie "But Harry Kewell is married to top soap tottie"............if only it was true!!

    darren67 now we are getting somewhere...tell you what make it an X box with a few games and i will throw in a 3 year anti-corrosion warranty as well...waiting for your response (think i might be in for a long wait somehow)



     
  6. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

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    aa report

    aa man said she was ok except for this awful whining noise when you turn her over said he couldnt quite put his finger on it but thought it might be a design fault on that "model" or something.
     
  7. urbsy's Avatar

    urbsy said:

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    Apparently that particular 'whining' model tends to work better when you really hammer it , this widens up the bore and makes for better compression and a longer stroke . It has to be well oiled though else it could cause a fallout , ending in a burst pipe.



    Urban
     
  8. jonathant's Avatar

    jonathant said:

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    I'll swap last months play boy for her I'm bored off it now

    :signs:
     
  9. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

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    bit sticky by now i would imagine
     
  10. 2die4's Avatar

    2die4 said:

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    I could see where this was going to go at the start of this thread !!! *hahaha*
     
  11. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

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    in order to boost current offers i feel the need to show you all what you are missing out on here
     
  12. leedsfan's Avatar

    leedsfan said:
    wow !!!
    she is gorgeous lol
     
  13. sniper's Avatar

    sniper said:

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    I ain't got nowt to swap but has she got a sister ?..................
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    ..............being harry kewell i thought she'd look a little more sheepish
     
  14. rich200's Avatar

    rich200 said:

    Default ill swap you for mine m8

    ive had here in the fields before and even in the bar so she's into out door stuff pic included
     
  15. 's Avatar

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    If she cant speak then I'll trade mine in for a younger model.
     
  16. Gordonio's Avatar

    Gordonio said:

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    I was going to arrange a swap but cant, as I've already married her twin sister. Shes downstairs cooking some soup in her cauldren

    (at least your girl shaves!)
     
  17. EUPHORiA's Avatar

    EUPHORiA said:

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    u did it wrong let me make a new thread
     
  18. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

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    i dont see the connection between harrykewell and sheep..............explain please
     
  19. sniper's Avatar

    sniper said:

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    Harry's from Australia and plays for a Yorkshire club .......to my mind a definite sheep shagger !!!
     
  20. harrykewell's Avatar

    harrykewell said:

    Default i think not

    have you not seen my girlfiend? a sheep? HA