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    i would like to swap my girlfriend anything considered
    is this allowed????????

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    u can have mine if you like m8... i'll give you a bit of cash on top aswel if you like... just to sweeten the deal

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    But Harry Kewell is married to top soap tottie, I'll offer a day trip round the KFC processing plant in Wakefield, and a special mayo tasting session.

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    il swap my game cube on her
    but i want a full aa service report and a mot on her
    as there is a few dodey bangers going around

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    Default no cash deals allowed

    g4ngst4r only swaps allowed in this forum nice offer though i take it your missus is no stunner by your hasty reply!!!!

    CzarJunkie "But Harry Kewell is married to top soap tottie"............if only it was true!!

    darren67 now we are getting somewhere...tell you what make it an X box with a few games and i will throw in a 3 year anti-corrosion warranty as well...waiting for your response (think i might be in for a long wait somehow)




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    Default forgot to mention...

    aa report

    aa man said she was ok except for this awful whining noise when you turn her over said he couldnt quite put his finger on it but thought it might be a design fault on that "model" or something.

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    Apparently that particular 'whining' model tends to work better when you really hammer it , this widens up the bore and makes for better compression and a longer stroke . It has to be well oiled though else it could cause a fallout , ending in a burst pipe.



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    I'll swap last months play boy for her I'm bored off it now

    :signs:

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    bit sticky by now i would imagine

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    I could see where this was going to go at the start of this thread !!! *hahaha*

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    Default picture time

    in order to boost current offers i feel the need to show you all what you are missing out on here

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    wow !!!
    she is gorgeous lol

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    I ain't got nowt to swap but has she got a sister ?..................
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    ..............being harry kewell i thought she'd look a little more sheepish

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    Default ill swap you for mine m8

    ive had here in the fields before and even in the bar so she's into out door stuff pic included

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    If she cant speak then I'll trade mine in for a younger model.

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    I was going to arrange a swap but cant, as I've already married her twin sister. Shes downstairs cooking some soup in her cauldren

    (at least your girl shaves!)

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    u did it wrong let me make a new thread

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    i dont see the connection between harrykewell and sheep..............explain please

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    Harry's from Australia and plays for a Yorkshire club .......to my mind a definite sheep shagger !!!

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    Default i think not

    have you not seen my girlfiend? a sheep? HA

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