Shit joke I got on email

[I Black Belt]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[inspectercoley]

Yeah that is pretty shit... what a billy in the pub listening to his ipod.

[flumperino]

haha, I thought that was reasonably good

[sirdave]

joking aside I let one go on the Northern line once when listening to my ipod, it was only when the bloke opposite me cracked up laughing I twigged what I had done!

[ekkl]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Now that is funny!!!!!!!!! Kind of thing that would happen to my mate Dave!