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    Wanker What a cock!!



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    I blame the parent..[s]

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    It's a wind up..........................surely?
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    Hes 31 and on Yahoo answers, 'nough said.

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    the magic of facebook when will people learn

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    lol.. 31 and still at home... what a guy.. I was 13 when I left home....
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    never had a job - but can spend £1000's on porn

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    Default Re: What a cock!!

    as the title says what a cock!

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    Clearly fake.
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    have to agree - if it was not i wind up and i was the family his arse would not touch the curb
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    I can't coment on the still being at home but fuck the lazy arsed git get the fuck out and find a job.

    Ive been working on my own business for the last few years and it is only due to the support of my parents that I have been able to. But not working and spongeing of mum and dad is so wrong.

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    Sounds like a spoilt little brat and I think his mum is probably right if he has no job at 30+ he can't be the smartest guy around. She probably still cooks his meals every night. How did he ever think that going on her facebook and doing what he did for 3hours would solve anything? time to face reality if its a real person. Secondly how can it of been such a shock for his mum to find porn in his room? he probably doesn't go out and doesn't bring birds back so he's bound to have porn!

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    $1000 on porn..must have saved up a lot of pocket money..lol..If this isn't a wind up and I was his mother I would be seriously worried about him..Hope there aren't any guns in the house, cos when the breakfast in bed doesn't work......

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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    lol.. 31 and still at home... what a guy.. I was 13 when I left home....
    gettin kicked for trying to have sex with the family dog is not the same

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    PMSL... I think the biggest tell tale from this story is the fact that 13 of you have posted in this thread and yet not one of you has asked "WTF is a Dickgirl hentai comic?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDG View Post
    PMSL... I think the biggest tell tale from this story is the fact that 13 of you have posted in this thread and yet not one of you has asked "WTF is a Dickgirl hentai comic?"
    doesnt take much figuring out

    seems fake to me (or maybe i just hope that people like this dont actually exist) but if its real this guy needs to get a life quick, and personally if i was his mother i would have fuckin burnt everything he owned after doing that
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