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    Default Beckhams beard

    All I could imagine is that he's going for the Shane McGowan look?

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    does not suit him at all! the wife thinks he's good looking as most women seem to do but her reaction was oh no what is he doing!

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    He looked a fucking muppet. Is he making a statement about losing his Gillette contract?

    Fucking nobber better shave his head and face if he wants to go to the World Cup.

    And his missus can fuck off and die as well.


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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    I thought he looked like Peter Sutcliffe

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    He looked a fucking muppet. Is he making a statement about losing his Gillette contract?

    Fucking nobber better shave his head and face if he wants to go to the World Cup.

    And his missus can fuck off and die as well.


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    But i bet you would still bum him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    He looked a fucking muppet. Is he making a statement about losing his Gillette contract?

    Fucking nobber better shave his head and face if he wants to go to the World Cup.

    And his missus can fuck off and die as well.


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    He managed to get the man of the match award. Can't be doing that badly.

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    They were talking about this on GMTV this morning. They said that the ladies don't like a facial lol I actually spat my brew out when they said it

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    He did change the game when he came on from dull to watchable!
    Special K+ enjoyed as a healthy breakfast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fear345 View Post
    But i bet you would still bum him.
    Oh yeah. Then nick his wallet and car keys...

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskyMan View Post
    He managed to get the man of the match award. Can't be doing that badly.
    The fact he looks a cock end doesn't affect his playing ability. It might affect the other players but that's their problem.


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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    Maybe he is preparing to join the Taliban till the end of season from his American franchise.

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    He does look a state with it, i bet he catches victorias flaps on it

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    Beckham can do no wrong! He set up a goal from coming on and it was all down to the power of the beard!

    He must have a Gillette contract set up
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post

    The fact he looks a cock end doesn't affect his playing ability. It might affect the other players but that's their problem.


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    The beard is bad. No argument from me.

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    Beard flamin awful, if wearing a beard at least tidy it up! Prefer clean shaven..and not just Beckham..must be a reason..and as said previously prob to do with another gilette contract...Regarding footy, he showed a differant class when he came on, deserving of the MOTM award..

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    Personally I couldn't give a shit if he turned up with a 6" pink mohican. He's still the best in the world at crossing and hitting a dead ball.
    Apathy? can't be arsed.

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    I agree with fairy-blue if you're going to have a beard at least keep it tidy, i'll bet he paid some hairdressing twat in LA thousands to have that done, and ends up looking like a paraffin lamp

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    Default Re: Beckhams beard

    Quote Originally Posted by wijit View Post
    a 6" pink mohican
    is it just me or does that sound like an ann summers toy??


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