Is Keanu Reeves the 2nd coming?

**CzarJunkie** · 21st February 2005

Thought occurred to me last night while watching Constantine, is Keanu Reeves the 2nd coming and the Lord has chosen to inform us via the medium of the Hollywood Blockbuster?

Here's the evidence:

1) Devils Advocate: Plays the Devils son but saves the world by blowing his own brains out rather than shag his own sister and create some evil super baby (silly cunt should have shagged her and pulled out)

2) Matrix Trilogy: Plays a messiah type figure who saves mankind from extinction, also gets to bend spoons with a small bald child.

3) Constantine: Plays a human who can fight demons and shit and **SPOILER ALERT** ends up saving the world from the devils son.

2000 years ago Jesus popped up in a stable in the middle east, but this is the 21st Century, surely God would choose a way to announce the 2nd coming of his son in a way more fitting to the modern age, so why not in a Hollywood Blockbuster?

Your thoughts please.........

**gunner** · 21st February 2005

Your mad...

**RhinoBanga** · 21st February 2005

He has a point ... look at Bill & Ted.

**CzarJunkie** · 21st February 2005

Originally Posted by RhinoBanga

He has a point ... look at Bill & Ted.

I forgot about that one, cheats death in that. F**k me...................... I think I'm right. :cartman

How you doin Rhino m8, long time no speak, when I get a minute I'll take some more snaps of myself in the bath for you, usual email address?

**RhinoBanga** · 21st February 2005

Hehehe ... yeah ... raptor@digital-forums.com

I'll catch you on MSN tonight darling.

**Tasseltine** · 21st February 2005

What about Dracula, though?

His english accent in that was undeniably the work of Satan.

**tombott** · 21st February 2005

i think your onto something CJ
and i'm not the only one
http://www.leaderu.com/popculture/godtalk_matrix.html

The World Wide Web is jammed with sites offering precisely that spin. Isn't Keanu Reeves playing a super-hacker called Neo, a messiah whose coming was foreseen by the prophets, a Christ figure that is reborn, baptized, murdered and resurrected? Isn't his real name Thomas Anderson (Greek "andras" for man, thus "son of man")? Doesn't a character named Trinity save him?

Acolytes have compiled pages of similar references. Isn't Neo's teacher Morpheus a John the Baptist figure? Why is their ship called the Nebuchadnezzar? And it's a "Mark III, no. 11." Perhaps that is Mark 3:11, which says of Jesus: "Whenever the unclean spirits saw him, they fell down before him and shouted, 'You are the Son of God!' "

http://www.sunherald.com/mld/sunhera...s/10897576.htm

"Constantine is a very extroverted role on the whole. So much about it is very different from the experience that I was having then (with Neo)," Reeves says.

Nevertheless, Reeves seems drawn to spiritual-themed films like "Little Buddha," "The Devil's Advocate" and the "Matrix" series. Even Bill & Ted visited hell in one of their excellent adventures. But he really doesn't want to talk about his own spiritual beliefs.

"Please don't, really, no, it's something that I take very personal and it's something that is private," Reeves says.

But the film is steeped in Catholicism. "The piece is using icons and a platform from a kind of Catholic heaven and hell, God and the devil. I think that these motifs of seekers and messiahs, anti-heroes and heroes, are journeys that we deal with in our day-to-day ways."

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...xreloaded.html

I�m going to tell you all about this movie and everything about the next movie as well. Spoilers ahead, my friends! If you want to save seven dollars and your soul, read on! I must mention here that I didn't want to see this movie in the first place. I should have left the theater right away, but the young man whom I met in the alley outside the warehouse, insisted that we stay through the whole film. Otherwise, he wouldn�t take me up to his room at the Pair O' Dice Luxury Motel afterward so I could have him come to the Lord.

buahahaha, the last link is classic

**Gavin M** · 22nd February 2005

hes just a guy who does sci-fi films...wudnt read in2 it 2 much

**Tasseltine** · 22nd February 2005

Originally Posted by Gavin M

hes just a guy who does sci-fi films...wudnt read in2 it 2 much

You really think so?

What a ludicrous idea.

**Shotgunjim** · 22nd February 2005

Well he did spend time with an exorcist and also 'witnessed' exorcisms.... CJ might just be right!!

**Epiphany** · 26th February 2005

Originally Posted by Tasseltine

You really think so?

What a ludicrous idea.

ROFL :thumbs

**BloodPirate** · 27th February 2005

Nah man he is not the second coming., I mean if i was going to come down to inform the world about things like that then i would at least bless mself with decent acting skills.