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    Default My Scooter is faster than any bike on this forum!!!!

    Never been beaten away from the lights by ANY bike, victims include;
    Ducati 996
    Honda CBR 1100 super blackbird
    Honda CBR 600
    Kwak 600
    Yam vmax
    lots of Aprillia 125s
    of course after about 15 yards they leave me for dead but its good fun some of them cant keep the front end down and nearly lose it.

    Gilera 125
    172cc Malossi cylinder with some minor porting work
    26mm Delorto carb
    Polini reed block
    PM ex59 pipe
    std gearing
    race clutch
    std 125 variator

    sanjuro

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    might b fast on the uptake..............but it`s still a hair dryer

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    You just haven't ran anyone that can ride thats all.

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    Originally posted by rthistlewait
    You just haven't ran anyone that can ride thats all.

    i was thinking this but wasn't gonna say it!!!!!!!!1

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    What if I put my push bike in the boot of the Lamborghini ??

    Still reckon you'll take me then ?


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    yuod have to cut your bike into bits to get it in the boot off your motor so it wudnt be classed as a push bike just a lump of scrap


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    its a fold able one

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    methinks the bike guys just feel sorry for you and give you some leeway

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    no dont believe it lambore geenee wont cut it either

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    you better run it at santa pod then and take the cup for

    1000th of a mile
    good luck

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    Originally posted by leccy
    methinks the bike guys just feel sorry for you and give you some leeway

    either that or their pissing themselves laughing at time the lights change :

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    hey Tiggerbiker dont knock it till u have tried it you may be surprised, lots of superbike owners have twist and go scooters for their second bike.
    sanjuro

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    Originally posted by sanjuro
    hey Tiggerbiker dont knock it till u have tried it you may be surprised, lots of superbike owners have twist and go scooters for their second bike.
    sanjuro

    hmmm, none that i know of and i train motorcyclists for the road and track.

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    I've got an electric one that goes like hell , does 12mph on the flat , any guys fancy your chances ? lol
    Beats porches and ferraris as long as i have put a token in the meter , and given it a full charge !

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    Originally posted by urbanmiffs
    I've got an electric one that goes like hell , does 12mph on the flat , any guys fancy your chances ? lol
    Beats porches and ferraris as long as i have put a token in the meter , and given it a full charge !
    LOL

    You can just imagine a Ducati 996, CBR 600 and THE scooter lining up at the lights. hehe

    Can you send a video please
    Gunny

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    Someone took a video of me last week in my old 1976 fiat 126 with 'cozzie beater' written on the side in massive letters racing a sapphire cosworth around a car park . I didnt win , but by hell it was funny !
    If i can find out who took the vid , i will post it up somewhere.

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    Default Re: My Scooter is faster than any bike on this forum!!!!

    Originally posted by sanjuro
    Never been beaten away from the lights by ANY bike, victims include;
    Ducati 996
    Honda CBR 1100 super blackbird
    Honda CBR 600
    Kwak 600
    Yam vmax
    lots of Aprillia 125s
    of course after about 15 yards they leave me for dead but its good fun some of them cant keep the front end down and nearly lose it.

    Gilera 125
    172cc Malossi cylinder with some minor porting work
    26mm Delorto carb
    Polini reed block
    PM ex59 pipe
    std gearing
    race clutch
    std 125 variator

    sanjuro
    Ahhahahahahahahahaahahahaha

    oh thanx for that u cheered me up bigtime there... I have a crosser (cr 500) and thatll beat a fu(kin ferarri up to about 80mph. I does 0-60mph in under 4.5 seconds LOL try getting that from a scooter.. A m8 of mine took the bike down a quater mile on 1 wheel and it whiped a escort cossie 1/2 of the way down (and that was on nobbly tires, think of it with even road tiers on it)...

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    Try doing what on a scooter ? the scooter mentioned above will do 0-60 in or about 5 seconds if you DONT know about (tuned) automatic scooters then dont laugh.
    Quite a few (tuned) automatic scooters do the 1/4 mile as fast as an R1 superbike, if you have not had a go you cant comment.

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    this forum has the word "MOTORCYCLE" in the title so what has a scooter got anything do do with motorcycles, most of the small scooters are ridden by mindless idiots with a cbt in there pocket who dont even know what the highway code is.

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    also if you take a real test and get a real bike then you might get a little more respect on the road , i for one dont give way to scooters but if its a real bike then i give em all the space they need.

    ps unless its one of those big bugger 400cc scooters.

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