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    Default someone nicked my christmas tree

    i am not joking i know livin in halls is bad but i left the tree in the kichen fully decorated as wew had a party yesterday, this morning it was gone and cleaners tell they chucked some broken decs (my decs) that were outside away. i mean fing twats. it was only a small 3 ft tree but it is 20 pounds i dont have down the drain and we use that tree when we go to my dads work for christmas. even more annoyin all the decs and tree was brand new.

    i am really pissed and i dont feel like its christmas anymore, the worse of iut there were 6 bottles of bubble bath next to it and they were not touched i mean bastards so they were not drunk as they would have gone everywhere.

    sorry i'm just really pissed.
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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    By pissed, you mean angry? If so, can you please refrain from using it in that context as it makes me want to shove that tree up your arse. This is the UK, not Melrose Place.

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    lol

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    If it's any help your not along
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...tryGB&aq=f&oq=

    You may even find a support group or if not why not start one, have you informed the police they may have a branch that just deals with this kind of crime as they probably get a spree of this type of thing at Christmas, either way I wouldn't sit and pine for your loss as they may never root out those responsible.

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    Sorry m8, but your post is Soooo funny LMAO

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree



    Do you mean the bubble bath hadn't been drinking? If it had been drinking would have wandered off in a drunken stupor abusing people in the street whilst carrying a 3' Christmas tree in the same spirit that students carry traffic cones?

    Also to confirm your worst fears it isn't Christmas, it is over a week away from Christmas.

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    Quote Originally Posted by dragonmiroff View Post
    we use that tree when we go to my dads work for christmas. even more annoyin all the decs and tree was brand new.
    errrrrr???

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    A quick question.

    As a student why WASTE 20 quid on a tree when the money should be put to better use on alcohol?
    Cheers - Coin-Op


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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    Why would someone drink bubble bath?

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    Boo hiss!
    Some sympathy for the poor man please - you all know what he's trying to say, and it's not nice that some little scrot has come and nicked it!

    Plus, on the subject of grammar and spelling, I've noticed many other mistakes in this thread, by other people, not least the use of 'your' instead of 'you are'! Pendantry is only cool if you aren't also retarded!

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    "if you aren't also retarded"

    Tell me you wouldn't say that out loud.

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    Quote Originally Posted by petey85 View Post
    Pendantry is only cool if you aren't also retarded!
    Pedantry is even better when you spell the word correctly

    It's not just the spelling and I understand that the OP must be suffering from huge amounts of undue stress, but the post makes zero sense.

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    I understood him! Someone nicked his tree.
    I'm not sure why he takes a Christmas tree to his dad's place of work on Christmas Day, but hey...some people have sex with animals - that's more weird!

    As for my spelling...lsrkghltsdld!

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    Someone has nicked his (or her if I recall correctly, not 100%) Christmas Tree, and it cost 20 quid, I understood that, but the rest is slightly more difficult to understand.

    "lsrkghltsdld" is Welsh isn't it?

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    Quote Originally Posted by coin-op View Post
    A quick question.

    As a student why WASTE 20 quid on a tree when the money should be put to better use on alcohol?
    I remember onbce walking past some student halls to see through the window an xmas tree made entirely of beer cans - must have been at least a good 2-3 hundred. When I saw it through a window I bowed my head in respect and then walked on.

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    classic post...

    i wish i could afford to get wrecked on a wednesday night....

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    I was typing in a rush and i was annoyed which is probally why it made no sense also i used my laptop and the keyboard it not that good anymore. I am a girl, would like to know why everyone thinks i am a guy. i did not spend twenty pounds on a christmas tree, the christmas tree, the lights and the decorations together cost twenty pounds. As for spending money on a tree and not alcohol, we had 6 litres of homebrew ribeana wine probally at 30% as we left it brewing a bit long. At keele we have wednesdays off so it is usual to go out to the union on wednesdays. The bubble bath was on the tabletop next to the tree and it had not been opened, moved at all. If i was drunk i would of grabbed the bubblebath and chucked it at my mates, that was my point. Whoever broke in wanted the tree and only the tree so that annoyed me more. My dad is a surcurity guard and he works on christmas day, so we all go up to his work (tree included) and setup the christmas meal there. It may seem wierd but we enjoy it and then we get to spend time with dad on christmas day.

    Anymore questions lol

    Sorry again i was alittle drunk and annoyed, today i find it alittle funny now but i am still annoyed lol.
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    Whoever broke in wanted the tree and only the tree
    lmao

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    Oh man, nicking someone's christmas tree, that's pretty low!

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: someone nicked my christmas tree

    i forgot to mention there was still 2 bottles of the homebrew left on the other side of the table top.
    may the worse thing you do today be the best thing you do tomorrow

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