How ugly was the ugliest bird you've shagged drunk?

Thread: How ugly was the ugliest bird you've shagged drunk?

  1. brumbino's Avatar

    brumbino said:

    How ugly was the ugliest bird you've shagged drunk?

    Well....how ugly?
     
  2. procode's Avatar

    procode said:

    Default On the day

    At the time - terrific, next day, don't know what happened - accident with a bus maybe ?
     
  3. tef89's Avatar

    tef89 said:

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    Yeh they're never ugly when you're drunk I was with a, erm, let's call it a girl, once (yeh just once) and I could actually see her getting uglier and uglier as the, ahem, 'beer' wore off. She tasted of Beef and Tomatoe Pot Noodle (her mouth of course).

    She was called Eve and I believe she's dead now.
    Last edited by tef89; 10th June 2002 at 10:55 PM.
     
  4. webslinger2k's Avatar

    webslinger2k said:

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    i have never shagged an ugly bird when pissed.........they have all been stunners!!!

    (yeah right well thats what i like to tell my self)
     
  5. v_bilbo's Avatar

    v_bilbo said:

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    I'm ashamed..... soooo ashamed.......
     
  6. WTD's Avatar

    WTD said:

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    I can honestly say that I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but fcuk me I've woken up with a few...
     
  7. DEC2K's Avatar

    DEC2K said:

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    she was the best everlookin bird hounest 1.30 in the morning at the nightclub by 5.30 i sh*t myself left and got a taxi home from ere pen (house) lmto
     
  8. WTD's Avatar

    WTD said:

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    Dunno about you guy's but I'd quite fancy a ride on lesly joseph!! she looks a right dirty old whore who'd do anything!!
     
  9. ABCMan's Avatar

    ABCMan said:

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    never as ugly as what lee E pulls
     
  10. wizer's Avatar

    wizer said:

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    Jade would be a fcukin goddess for me
     
  11. Curleous's Avatar

    Curleous said:

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    i believe the experiences you all have encountered are called by wearing the beer goggles.....see attached...lolololol
    Have been there 2

    Curleous
     
  12. DEC2K's Avatar

    DEC2K said:

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    fookin funny m8 but i derfo know i never woke up to a man

    "quote" Have been there 2

    every 1 to there own m8 j/k lmto
     
  13. sanjuro's Avatar

    sanjuro said:

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    Ugliest one i've had was about 16st with a tache and had a false arm, i woke up with the plastic arm on my chest i thought it her daughters doll.
     
  14. Mav's Avatar

    Mav said:

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    heh f.u.c.k me
     
  15. CzarJunkie's Avatar

    CzarJunkie said:

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    I remember WiZeR once telling me of the mornin he awoke to find a bloke with a leather peaked cap and huge handlebar moustache in bed beside him, and as he turned to look at his bedside clock he found himself staring at a half full tube of Astroglide.

    Dunno whether that counts here, but he did say the bloke was uglier than the other blokes he wakes up with.
     
  16. wizer's Avatar

    wizer said:

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    Yeh I once told him that whilst stroking his tash in bed.. funny that
     
  17. RhinoBanga's Avatar

    RhinoBanga said:

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    I never knew Cam had a tash??
     
  18. brumbino's Avatar

    brumbino said:

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    And leather underpants
     
  19. hoponbaby's Avatar

    hoponbaby said:

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    I've managed to avoid uglies except for this one REAL NASTY moose. She was a definate 15 pinta!!

    The bad thing is a m8's just got engaged to the minger so I'm gonna have a constant reminder of the fact
     
  20. Spike2k1's Avatar

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    my worst was in teneriefe with my mate we got pissed out of our skulls on absinthe and i ended up organising a threesome of some sort with this 'hefer' of a lady from newcastle. I was so pissed i couldnt finish the job and through trying to make my self cum fell off the bed with me still going at it like a rabbit on speed. I remember seeing littles flashes now and again then found out my mate had been taking pictures. (i've still got them if u need proof). That was my worst. never again (i hope).