How ugly was the ugliest bird you've shagged drunk?

**WTD** · 17th June 2002

Go on dude post them up! We could all do with a laugh

**DEC2K** · 17th June 2002

to fookin rite post em c if i have seen her about lol (newcastle) i meen seen her not been with her lmto

**Spike2k1** · 17th June 2002

i would post em but i'll get booted probably

**DEC2K** · 17th June 2002

go on every 1 wants to c them just blank out and rude bits

**Spike2k1** · 17th June 2002

but thats what their mostly of, i'll just post a black picture with a belly button showing.

**diond1** · 17th June 2002

I've screwed a right fcuking fat heffer but when she woke up, I found that she'd won more off her bet from her friends for shagging me!!

diond

**brumbino** · 19th September 2002

This thread is too quiet...lets get it moving again

**diablos** · 19th September 2002

ask your mum

**worzel2007** · 19th September 2002

shit ive bagged em sober pull a pig in the army man they where mingers make me cringe just thinking about it

:o:

**wonkyfox** · 19th September 2002

Banged a bird who looked like Austen Powers once!!!!
now thats rough!

**dingle_666** · 19th September 2002

Originally posted by tef89
Yeh they're never ugly when you're drunk I was with a, erm, let's call it a girl, once (yeh just once) and I could actually see her getting uglier and uglier as the, ahem, 'beer' wore off. She tasted of Beef and Tomatoe Pot Noodle (her mouth of course).

She was called Eve and I believe she's dead now.

lol thats not very nice to say is it? shes 'dead' lol

**Cenus_** · 19th September 2002

Saturyday just gone went out with the lads (and Lases) from work. One of the female managers brought her 16yr old sister out as well.

I got drunk.

Woke up in the morning next to this minger! NOT AGAIN I thought but this time it was much much worse it was her siseter and she lived 13 miles from my house.

To make it all worst I had no money cos I spent it all the night before getting back to her house from town!!!!

sO i HAD TO FCUKING WALK IT!!!

**Mercedes1** · 23rd September 2002

I know a bloke that, exactly that happened to him. Small world or copycat crime ?? Our man, 3 years later though, still hasn't told us

Originally posted by CzarJunkie
I remember WiZeR once telling me of the mornin he awoke to find a bloke with a leather peaked cap and huge handlebar moustache in bed beside him, and as he turned to look at his bedside clock he found himself staring at a half full tube of Astroglide.

Dunno whether that counts here, but he did say the bloke was uglier than the other blokes he wakes up with.

**Mercedes1** · 23rd September 2002

2 U super studs & sexist pigs. Expect a few girlies have woken up & thought - well there was something there last night - was there ??? Not me

I'm a virgin

**brumbino** · 24th September 2002

What?

Shaped like a train and smeling of diesel?

**Mercedes1** · 24th September 2002

OI LOL take it U've never been laid then ?????

Do I look like a diesel train ?

**brumbino** · 21st October 2002

That's between me and Kirsty Gallagher...

And your pic is a cartoon.....Bugs Bunny eh?!?! :o:

**shadygeezer** · 28th October 2002

Oh dear No no no

They say the past has a nasty way of sneaking up on you
and if i answer this ......
She was Ugleeeeeeeeeeee
nuff said

**Mystical_2K** · 30th October 2002

woke up in milton once, in bed alone - i new i had shagged somebody but i couldnt remember who it was or what they looked like - i walked downstairs and their was a fit blonde sitting on the sofa - i asked her if she enjoyed herself last night - she said that she had a great night (i smiled and felt great) then she asked me how i got on shagging her housemate and just then it walked in from the kitchen - i couldnt believe it - must have been 16 stone, looked like she had been been mugged - i just said i had to go and legged it - bad night

**Morph** · 9th November 2002

Can ugly and drunk be used in the same sentence ? not when mav's got his beer goggles on !!

If its got a pulse ....... - even the fish stop swimming when he comes our house p1ssed !