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    Favourite Insults

    What are your favourite insults? I usually use the classic "You smell" or maybe even, "You are a smelly mexican" but am looking for a new twist with some kind of witty insult. Whats your favourite? I'm thinking something along the lines of "You smell worse than a donkey's ar$e after curry on a friday night"

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    You stupid fcuking cun t.

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    Default Re: Favourite Insults

    Originally posted by Dan
    What are your favourite insults? I usually use the classic "You smell" or maybe even, "You are a smelly mexican" but am looking for a new twist with some kind of witty insult. Whats your favourite? I'm thinking something along the lines of "You smell worse than a donkey's ar$e after curry on a friday night"
    How old r u m8? 11? Those have got to be some of the worse insults I've ever heard.

    You f*cking numpty c*nt................................................by the ways thats mine.

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    Default Re: Re: Favourite Insults

    Originally posted by CzarJunkie


    How old r u m8? 11? Those have got to be some of the worse insults I've ever heard.

    You f*cking numpty c*nt................................................by the ways thats mine.
    it was said in a jokey kind of way, its normally shut up u tw@t or along the lines of that.

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    You' re depriving a villiage somewhere

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    Originally posted by makiavelli
    You' re depriving a villiage somewhere
    nice :

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    go and take your face for a shit

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    You know, you could have been prevented for a quid.

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    SHUT THE F_UCK UP !!

    YOU FART SUCKING MISSFIT ARSEHOLE !!



    WELL.... THATS ONLY PAGE ONE !!!! LMAO !!!!!!!!


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    Piss Ant, douche bag, numb nuts, and your mother wears army boots, you sorry sack of shit.

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    1) your a fu*king sausage jockey
    2)your hair is so greasy u could run a fuking chip shop
    3)your clothes have more ****ing holes than a second hand dart board
    4)and a good classic your a fat ****ing umpa lumpa

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    Originally posted by marcode
    You know, you could have been prevented for a quid.

    He's says he lives by his wits. He's half right...

    ......


    Too many freaks, not enough circuses.


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    he nos all of them cos they bin used on him sumtime or other
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    ****ing gimp

    ill knock you out you mother ****ing queer asswipe

    talking about your mother again

    cant be as bad as you dick munch

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    Your Mums Tits.

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    Fu(k off
    says it all really

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    Asshole. Guy couldn’t find his ****in’ couch the living room - just warming up ..... and then ....

    You stupid ****in’ ****. You, Williamson, I’m talkin’ to you, shithead. You just cost me six thousand dollars. Six thousand dollars and one Cadillac. That’s right. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it, asshole. You’re ****in’ shit. Where did you learn your trade? You stupid ****in’ ****. You idiot. Who ever told you that you could work with men?


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    none coz i dont take it personally lol

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    You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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