this one really winds the girlfriend up:
With my looks and my brains we'll have great kids
this one really winds the girlfriend up:
With my looks and my brains we'll have great kids
the best part of you dribbled down your mother's inside leg at birth
Time Flies when you're having fun! A decade of DF - April 2002-2012.
Only works for ugly people but...
You've got a face like a half eaten Halloween cake
You're a 6 foot penis with no balls - usually has the desired effect.
Had a good laugh at all the replies,here's my favorite.
"I think you need a check up from the neck up"
Regards>quizzy...
just cos u got hair round ur lips, dont mean u can talk like a (unt
DJ
I was touched by Jesus, so i had him arrested.
The best part of you must have run down your mother's legs.
custer
you got more germs than a tramp's vest
why don't you play hide and go fcuk yourself
FCUK OFF you TRAMP!!
Your a waste of space you fcuking MUPPET!
(then you chin them before they chin you! lol)
LaterZ
Leftfield_2k2:shock:
Last edited by Leftfield_2000; 24th September 2002 at 04:14 PM.
Go home earths full.
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I refuse to fight a battle of witts with an unarmed man
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Your the son of a whore and a thousand idiots
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Os`
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! :blink:
"CALL THE CIRCUS THE FREAKS HAVE BROKEN OUT", shout it in public to get most effective reaction
shout this in a very busy place
"THATS HIM THATS THE PERVERT (pointing at whoeva)" now walk away slowley, yes i'm horrible
Gawd yer worse than a woman ;o)
"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
i use this one a lot for irritating customers.
Oh, do excuse me. You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****.
All in a polite voice too. seems to work great
"wait right here and i'll go get my, like i give a ****, face on"
nice one, but i wouldnt like to be your customer!Originally posted by stixson
i use this one a lot for irritating customers.
Oh, do excuse me. You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****.
All in a polite voice too. seems to work great
slag
"your mar"
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