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    this one really winds the girlfriend up:

    With my looks and my brains we'll have great kids

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    the best part of you dribbled down your mother's inside leg at birth



    Time Flies when you're having fun! A decade of DF - April 2002-2012.

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    Only works for ugly people but...

    You've got a face like a half eaten Halloween cake

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    You're a 6 foot penis with no balls - usually has the desired effect.

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    "Laugh now you crying (unt"

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    Had a good laugh at all the replies,here's my favorite.

    "I think you need a check up from the neck up"

    Regards>quizzy...

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    just cos u got hair round ur lips, dont mean u can talk like a (unt



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    The best part of you must have run down your mother's legs.

    custer

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    you got more germs than a tramp's vest

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    why don't you play hide and go fcuk yourself

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    TRAMP

    FCUK OFF you TRAMP!!

    Your a waste of space you fcuking MUPPET!

    (then you chin them before they chin you! lol)

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    Go home earths full.
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    I refuse to fight a battle of witts with an unarmed man
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    Your the son of a whore and a thousand idiots
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    I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! :blink:

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    "CALL THE CIRCUS THE FREAKS HAVE BROKEN OUT", shout it in public to get most effective reaction
    shout this in a very busy place
    "THATS HIM THATS THE PERVERT (pointing at whoeva)" now walk away slowley, yes i'm horrible

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    Gawd yer worse than a woman ;o)
    "Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."

    Albert Einstein

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    i use this one a lot for irritating customers.
    Oh, do excuse me. You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****.


    All in a polite voice too. seems to work great

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    "wait right here and i'll go get my, like i give a ****, face on"

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    Originally posted by stixson
    i use this one a lot for irritating customers.
    Oh, do excuse me. You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a ****.


    All in a polite voice too. seems to work great
    nice one, but i wouldnt like to be your customer!

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    slag

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    "your mar"

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