One of the City's top cardiac specialists recently died, and at his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon, everyone had said ther farewells, the large heart opened up and the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.
It was a majestic tribute to a much loved and respected cardiologist.
Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of uncontrolled laughter. The man next to him was so irritated by this, he demanded, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"
Struggling to talk as he was laughing the man said, "Sorry, I was just thinking about my own funeral."
"So why would your funeral be something to laugh about?" his accused asked.



"Nothing really, but I'm a GYNAECOLOGIST".