May of been posted before, but this made me laugh
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding
Older woman; is there a problem officer
traffic cop- yes madam im afraid you was speeding
older woman; oh i see
traffic cop- can i see your license please
older woman; well i would but i don't have one
traffic cop- don't have one
older woman; no i lost it 4yr ago for drunk driving
traffic cop- i see, can i see your insurance
older woman i can't do that
traffic cop- why not
older woman; i stole this car
traffic cop- stole it
older woman; yes and i killed and hack up the driver
traffic cop- you what
older woman; his body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want yo see them
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car calling for back up within minutes 5 police cars circle her car A senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun
off-2; madam could youstep out of your vehicle
the woman steps out of her car;;is there a problem sir
off-2; my colleague tells me tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner
older woman-are you serious
off-2; yes could you please open the boot
the woman open it which was found to be m/t
off -2; is this your car madam
older woman-here are the registration papers
the traffic cop is quite stunned
off-2; my colleague claims you do not have driving license
the woman digs into her handbag pulls out her license and hands it to the officer
he examines the license quizzically
off-2;Thank you ma,am but i am puzzled as i was told by my officer that you didn,t have one you stole the car and murdered and hacked up the owner
OLDER WOMAN;-BET THE LYING BASTARD TOD YOU I WAS SPEEDING TO
DON,T MESS WITH MATURE LADIES.
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