May of been posted before, but this made me laugh

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding

Older woman; is there a problem officer

traffic cop- yes madam im afraid you was speeding

older woman; oh i see

traffic cop- can i see your license please

older woman; well i would but i don't have one

traffic cop- don't have one

older woman; no i lost it 4yr ago for drunk driving

traffic cop- i see, can i see your insurance

older woman i can't do that

traffic cop- why not

older woman; i stole this car

traffic cop- stole it

older woman; yes and i killed and hack up the driver

traffic cop- you what

older woman; his body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want yo see them

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car calling for back up within minutes 5 police cars circle her car A senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun

off-2; madam could youstep out of your vehicle
the woman steps out of her car;;is there a problem sir

off-2; my colleague tells me tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner

older woman-are you serious

off-2; yes could you please open the boot
the woman open it which was found to be m/t

off -2; is this your car madam
older woman-here are the registration papers
the traffic cop is quite stunned

off-2; my colleague claims you do not have driving license
the woman digs into her handbag pulls out her license and hands it to the officer
he examines the license quizzically

off-2;Thank you ma,am but i am puzzled as i was told by my officer that you didn,t have one you stole the car and murdered and hacked up the owner

OLDER WOMAN;-BET THE LYING BASTARD TOD YOU I WAS SPEEDING TO

DON,T MESS WITH MATURE LADIES.