This could be a completely useless boring thread but I thought it would be good reading our tales of close calls, drops and crashes. I'll start...
Right hand turn 5mph over a wet drain cover. Whooops! Front wheel goes, I roll off. Damaged indicater, left fairing and scratched leathers. Sad excuse for crash/drop.
80Mph> down a dark country road that I didn't know that well, trying to keep up with a local in his Porshe. He obviously knew the roads better than I did. Bike went up a mud/field embankment righthand corner but somehow came back down again. I was posed ready to jump off of the thing into the field!
Once while back paddling up a slope. Scratched fairing. Easy repair.